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Dec. 19, 2003 |
Throwing 'Bows
By M.J. Darnell
* Out the door
NBA Head Coaches have all the job security of Whitney
and Bobby's marriage counselor. I'm not advocating the
firing of any of these gentlemen, but if you had to
put your money on the next to go, here are some
helpful odds.
Don Chaney: 15-1. Chaney's the only coach on this list who's players haven't outright
revolted against him. That works in his favor. Also working in his favor is that
the Knicks are the Knicks and there seems to be a general understanding that they
are going to suck. That's what the Knicks do.
Of course, this isn't exclusively Chaney's fault, and
may not be even a little bit his fault. It's almost as
if GM Scott Layden has been on a personal mission to
make the Knicks roster as overpaid and non-cap
friendly as possible. The gimp knee of Antonio McDyess
is also not Chaney's fault, and the task of re-working
him into a line-up of guys that have learned to live
without him would be difficult for any coach.
But the fact remains that he is the head coach of a
losing team with a massive payroll that resides in New
York City, and those never seem to last too long. Ask
Jim Fassel.
Terry Stotts: 6-1. Both Jason Terry and Theo Ratliff have taken turns recently
getting loose on their head coach. After a 97-79 loss to the Heat (that's an 18-point
loss to a 9-16 Eastern Conference team... ouch), Theo Ratliff went off. "If you
keep doing what you're doing and it's not working - I don't care what it is -
change up, do something, trap. I don't care. Change the starting five. Do something.
Do something, man. To sit there and just let that... happen like that. It's terrible.
Just terrible." Hard to argue with that.
Jason Terry took his turn after a 98-85 loss to Golden
State. After being told that Stotts said he wasn't
impressed with Terry's play off the bench, Terry said,
"I wasn't impressed with the way he coached tonight,
either." Pretty nice little blast, Jason Terry.
The Hawks are not only bad, they're boring. Hawks
games are about as well-attended as a gay orgy at Matt
Millen's house, and a hire like Doc Rivers or
Dominique Wilkins would certainly help put booties in
the seats. One thing Stotts does have working for him,
however, is the fact that the team is in the process
of being sold, and the organization doesn't want to
give the indication that they're unstable. And they
aren't, really, their level of suck seems to be quite
consistent. They've lost 11 of their last 13. That
looks pretty stable to me. Just not in a good way.
Byron Scott: 5-3. The Nets are perhaps the most disappointing team in the league
thus far this season, and a lot of people believe that the New Jersey nosedive
has way less to do with the losses of Alonzo Mourning or Dikembe Mutombo than
it does with the loss of Eddie Jordan.
Even without Zo or Deke, the Nets should be better
than a .500 team. They aren't. The finger of blame is
being pointed at Scott, at least by Jason Kidd. Kidd
wigged out after losing by 47 to Memphis (and yeah, I
suppose that's a pretty good reason to wig out), and
launched a tirade directed at Scott in the locker room
after the game. No Nets player has since spoken up to
disagree with him.
Scott's been in a bad situation since this season
tipped off. Rod Thorn very publicly declined to give
him a contract extension this off-season, and that's a
pretty good way to undermine the respect a coach gets
in the locker room.
Scott may also benefit from the fact that the Nets may
be in the process of being sold, but the Nets meltdown
has been more public and more drastic than any other.
It's hard to see him lasting long into 2004.
* MJD's Very Special Christmas Wish List
Christmas is a time for giving. If I could give
anything I wanted to NBA personalities, my list would
include the following.
For the New Orleans Hornets and Utah Jazz, I hope: You
swap nicknames. I don't know if there are bees in
Utah, but there's damn sure no Jazz.
For LeBron James, I hope: Someone finally gives you
the attention you deserve.
For Rasheed Wallace, I hope: Someone hooks you up with a nice dime bag.
For Dirk Nowitzki, I hope: Your hair grows back. You
look like a villain in a Steven Seagal movie.
For Sam Cassell, I hope: You are someday reunited with
your long-lost brother, E.T.
For ESPN, I hope: You someday hire someone to do NBA telecasts that can provide
some form of entertainment or insight.
For Antoine Walker, I hope: You can find some way to
pick up the pieces of your shattered life after being
traded to a legitimate title contender.
For Andrei Kirilenko, I hope: You get to the barber.
With a quickness.
For Charles Barkley, I hope: Your golf swing
eventually becomes something resembling a golf swing.
For Charles Oakley, I hope: You get a TV job
somewhere. Actually, that's more for me.
* It's Darko before the dawn
Joe Dumars and Darko Milicic are taking a lot of abuse
right now. Their offense is stagnant, usually
resulting in a quick missed jumper, they don't have
the depth they had last year, and defensively, they
aren't near what they used to be. None of this is a
reason to criticize the selection of Darko Milicic,
but that's become a favorite pastime of NBA
broadcasters and writers. Everyone needs to get up
off Darko.
Things are actually going exactly as planned. He was
not drafted to play big minutes this year, or even any
minutes at all. He's 18, thin, and has almost no
experience playing with his back to his basket. Joe
Dumars knew this, and he made this draft pick for 2 or
3 years from now, not December of 2003. The Pistons do
not need big man help at the minute, and even if they
did, Darko isn't going to replace the defense and
leadership that left with Michael Curry, Jon Barry,
and even Cliff Robinson this summer.
The six players chosen immediately after Darko are all
playing and putting up some numbers right now.
Carmelo, Chris Bosh, Dwayne Wade, Chris Kaman, Kirk
Kinrich, and TJ Ford are all contributing for teams
that drafted them expecting an immediate impact. And
that's outstanding, but that was the plan for them.
The plan for Darko is different, so let's give it a
couple of years before we start calling him Sam Bowie.
* The Mighty 10
1. San Antonio. The Spurs have quietly embarked on an
8-game win streak, moving to just three back of the
Lakers in the West.
2. LA Lakers. Still the best record in the league, and
probably still the best team, but any chance I have to
drop them from the 1-spot, I'm doing to do it.
3. Sacramento. Not doing anything but winning. Peja
continues to put up MVP numbers, and picking up Brad
Miller is looking like a stroke of genius.
4. Denver. Since November 28th, Voshon Lenard is
averaging 20.9 a game. His previous high for any year
is 14. Does the NBA have a role player of the year
award?
5. Memphis. Beat anyone by 47 points, and you can
crack the Top 5. Winners of 7 of their last 9,
including W's over Portland, New Jersey (twice), and
Sacramento. Schedule the Nets more often.
6. Indiana. The East is looking like a two-team race
between the Pacers and Hornets. Pacers have the edge
for now.
7. Minnesota. Starting to show signs of putting things
together. Sprewell's had a couple of massive games
lately, as has Sam Cassell. KG continues to be KG, and
is bringing MVP numbers.
8. Dallas. The win against the Lakers last Friday gets
the Mavs some love, but back-to-back losses to Boston
and Minnesota don't help.
9. New Orleans. Lost three in a row, but I wanted to
get another Eastern Conference team in here, and who
else was I going to put in the Mighty 10, the Knicks?
10. Golden State. Mike Dunleavy's had some sick
numbers recently, as has Jason Richardson. And of
course, Brian Cardinal remains his unstoppable self.
They're also on an East Coast swing, so they'll
probably rack up a couple more W's before heading West
to play the Lakers, Kings, and Nuggets.
* The Meek 5
25. Chicago. They're not bad enough to make fun of,
and at least they're bad and young, as opposed to bad
and old.
26. Washington. Losing to the Knicks and the Magic in
the same week... that's not good.
27. Phoenix. How can a team with Amare, Matrix, and
Starbuy be absolutely terrible? I don't know. But they
are.
28. Cleveland. 34 road losses in a row. No one's had a
worse time on the road since OJ in the white Bronco.
The trade is going to help this team, though, and I'm
predicting they won't be in this spot next week.
29. Atlanta. Lost 9 of their last 10, including games
against Miami, Orlando, Cleveland, and Milwaukee.
That's not just ugly, that's Mark Eaton ugly.
Congratulations to the Orlando Magic, by the way, for
working their way out of the Meek 5 with a red-hot
streak of 3 wins in 5 games.
* Post moves
-- As hard as I am on Antoine Walker, I've gotta give
him props for making me laugh this week. During the
Lakers/Mavs game last Friday, 'Toine and Shaq got into
a little bit, with Shaq having to be held back. Asked
after the game what Shaq said to him, 'Toine replied,
"He said he was going to beat me up."
-- I think we all also felt sadness when 'Toine
announced this week that he would no longer be doing
the shimmy.
-- The worst team in the Midwest Division has the same
record as the best team in the Atlantic Division (Utah
and Philadelphia at 13-12).
-- LeBron's new Nike Air Zoom Generation (that really
rolls off the tongue) shoes go on sale Saturday.
People are expected to be camping out waiting for
them. If you camp out to buy a pair of shoes, you are
not a winner.
-- A.I. could be out until January. The league is
considerably less exciting without him.
-- Congratulations to Ben Handlogten on the birth of
your baby.
-- Happy Holidays to all, and if you've read this or
anything I've written, you've given me a gift. Thanks
and love. Throwin' Bows will return after Christmas.
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