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Old 09-21-2007, 09:51 AM   #1
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Default Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

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Maybe I'm the last guy to get to this fact. But according to Beth Maher of the Canadian couples magazine "2," Doug and Jackie Christie have had 13 weddings and counting.

Forget roses and candlelit dinner celebrations; when it's time to ring in their anniversary, Doug and Jackie say "I do" all over again with a full-out wedding ceremony. (Yes, they've married 13 times!) As Jackie says, "If you're always planning a wedding, you never have time to plan a divorce."

When I was younger weddings sort of made me nervous. Wearing ties, hoping no one screws up their lines. I just never felt comfortable in that setting. Now I'm older, wiser, and totally pro-wedding. It's a big party, duh! Eating, drinking, dancing, being silly, taking photographs. I'm all for it.

But if some family member invited me to their, let's say, third or fourth wedding? Between the same two people? I can't imagine I'd attend. The 11th? 12th? At some point you're wondering "damn, how come Doug and Jackie have to make themselves the focal point of every single one of our family reunions?"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/...Weddings-.html

Men stay losing...
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Old 09-21-2007, 09:58 AM   #2
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Default Re: Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

That b)tch has his balls locked in her bag so tight a wmd couldn't get it open.
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:59 AM   #3
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i wonder what would happen if he divorced her
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Old 09-21-2007, 11:08 AM   #4
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That guys makes me sick... what a loser and poor excuse for a man... totally whipped to the point of being unhealthy.



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Old 09-21-2007, 12:12 PM   #5
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Default Re: Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

OK, Doug is one guy. I don't get how his own actions makes every other man in the world take an L. Doesn't make any sense. It should be "Doug stays losing" and not "Men stay losing". Not everyone is a Doug Christie.
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Old 09-21-2007, 12:36 PM   #6
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1. extremely obedient to one's female significant other.
See also: whipped, Doug Christie




Come on, everyone knows someone who is pussywhipped as bad as Christie.
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:08 PM   #7
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this guy is such a loser. i had a ghetto wedding and i'm not about to have another one for anything.
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:15 PM   #8
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Default Re: Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

to make it worse shes ugly. what the hell is wrong with you doug? shes psycho.
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:22 PM   #9
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Default Re: Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

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OK, Doug is one guy. I don't get how his own actions makes every other man in the world take an L. Doesn't make any sense. It should be "Doug stays losing" and not "Men stay losing". Not everyone is a Doug Christie.

Women who've read this have undoubtedly said "Awww, that's sweet, I wish my man would do that for me. Doug Critstie is such a great guy... all men should be like him." It's an automatic L for all of us.
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Old 09-21-2007, 03:13 PM   #10
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I remember when I dated a rich girl that expected me to do everything for her. She was a Jackie Christie... Thing is, I'm not a doug christie. I told the rich b*tch to go f*ck herself after 3 days.
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Old 09-21-2007, 04:38 PM   #11
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hey look at me i post thousands of times on an internet forum and im calling doug christie a big fat loser.

stop getting urselves so into their personal lives...sounds good?
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Old 09-21-2007, 07:18 PM   #12
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Man does Doug ever make it hard to like him...
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Old 09-21-2007, 07:27 PM   #13
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Default Re: Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

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Women who've read this have undoubtedly said "Awww, that's sweet, I wish my man would do that for me. Doug Critstie is such a great guy... all men should be like him." It's an automatic L for all of us.

This makes no sense. My girlfriend and pretty much every woman I know would think this is ridiculous. Like dude said, you would have been better off saying that Doug keeps losing.
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Old 09-21-2007, 07:45 PM   #14
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Default Re: Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

its just her desperate attempt to keep herself in the spot light... thinks she's eva longoria or something.
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:29 AM   #15
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Jesus Christ, have you seen her website? It's downright creepy.
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