Doug Cristie Continues to rack up Ls for men all over the world

[MaxFly]

Maybe I'm the last guy to get to this fact. But according to Beth Maher of the Canadian couples magazine "2," Doug and Jackie Christie have had 13 weddings and counting.

Forget roses and candlelit dinner celebrations; when it's time to ring in their anniversary, Doug and Jackie say "I do" all over again with a full-out wedding ceremony. (Yes, they've married 13 times!) As Jackie says, "If you're always planning a wedding, you never have time to plan a divorce."

When I was younger weddings sort of made me nervous. Wearing ties, hoping no one screws up their lines. I just never felt comfortable in that setting. Now I'm older, wiser, and totally pro-wedding. It's a big party, duh! Eating, drinking, dancing, being silly, taking photographs. I'm all for it.

But if some family member invited me to their, let's say, third or fourth wedding? Between the same two people? I can't imagine I'd attend. The 11th? 12th? At some point you're wondering "damn, how come Doug and Jackie have to make themselves the focal point of every single one of our family reunions?"

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/...Weddings-.html

Men stay losing...

[kumquat]

That b)tch has his balls locked in her bag so tight a wmd couldn't get it open.

[WADE MONEY]

i wonder what would happen if he divorced her

[SoCalMike]

That guys makes me sick... what a loser and poor excuse for a man... totally whipped to the point of being unhealthy.

[SCREWstonRockets]

OK, Doug is one guy. I don't get how his own actions makes every other man in the world take an L. Doesn't make any sense. It should be "Doug stays losing" and not "Men stay losing". Not everyone is a Doug Christie.

[JalenRawley]

pussywhipped
adjective
1. extremely obedient to one's female significant other.
See also: whipped, Doug Christie



Come on, everyone knows someone who is pussywhipped as bad as Christie.

[jbot]

this guy is such a loser. i had a ghetto wedding and i'm not about to have another one for anything.

[NugzFan]

to make it worse shes ugly. what the hell is wrong with you doug? shes psycho.

[MaxFly]

Originally Posted by SCREWstonRockets

OK, Doug is one guy. I don't get how his own actions makes every other man in the world take an L. Doesn't make any sense. It should be "Doug stays losing" and not "Men stay losing". Not everyone is a Doug Christie.

Women who've read this have undoubtedly said "Awww, that's sweet, I wish my man would do that for me. Doug Critstie is such a great guy... all men should be like him." It's an automatic L for all of us.

[Swinnus]

I remember when I dated a rich girl that expected me to do everything for her. She was a Jackie Christie... Thing is, I'm not a doug christie. I told the rich b*tch to go f*ck herself after 3 days.

[artest 93]

hey look at me i post thousands of times on an internet forum and im calling doug christie a big fat loser.

stop getting urselves so into their personal lives...sounds good?

[Defo]

Man does Doug ever make it hard to like him...

[Hardtop Hero]

Originally Posted by MaxFly

Women who've read this have undoubtedly said "Awww, that's sweet, I wish my man would do that for me. Doug Critstie is such a great guy... all men should be like him." It's an automatic L for all of us.

This makes no sense. My girlfriend and pretty much every woman I know would think this is ridiculous. Like dude said, you would have been better off saying that Doug keeps losing.

[DoubleTech]

its just her desperate attempt to keep herself in the spot light... thinks she's eva longoria or something.

[pete's montreux]

Jesus Christ, have you seen her website? It's downright creepy.