Rule #1 - No playing defense.
Rule #2 - No showing emotion.
Rule #3 - No being a man.
Rule #4 - Dresscode - No Skirts past your knees.
Rule #5 - Flopping is ok and manly.
Rule #6 - A Hard foul is punishable by death.
Rule #7 - Toughness is not cool.
Rule #8 - You must take the lowest percentage shot available to you.
Rule #9 - No post play allowed.
Rule #10 - Minority groups shall control the league and its direction.
Rule #11 - Passing is evil. Nay... Passing is the devil.
Rule #12 - Team play is the devil's evil stepbrother.
Rule #13 - The NBA shall be more concerned with how the players look off the court than how the game looks on it.
Rule #14 - Salary Caps are made to be broken... dah!
Those all sound about right and pretty much sum up what is wrong with the game.