The NBA and Your Emotional Manhood
Have you ever cried because of basketball? I'll admit it, after the 2011 NBA finals, I cried near continuously for 2 weeks. All of my friends made fun of me because I skipped school for 4 days due to depression, and when I got back to school they ribbed me with friendly banter and general archness, saying stuff like, "if you want Lebron's dick so bad, you can suck mine and imagine its his," and "I'm going to shove this basketball down your throat if you don't stop crying" and pulling funny pranks like flushing the poster of Lebron I kept in my locker down the toilet and sticking notes saying f@ggot on my back . It made me feel a little better that they were treating me normally and didn't pity me, but Lebron's loss cut deep. What about you guys?