Nothing mystical about it. I mainly do only Krav Maga these days but spent some years with muay thai and a few (not many) with mma. But trust me, I'm totally unimportant in this story. It's not about me. You may think I'm actually 16 years old and fat.. whatever.
It's about fighting a wild animal. Don't do it. Period.
Trust me buddy. I'm not running into the forrest, picking fights with deers anytime soon.
This is your average 350 lb. man with no athletic background that I know of. Seems like a brolic dude, but pretty out of shape. He throws a police dog around like it's nothing.
The chimp would be ripping his ears off and biting his fingers. This isnt a regulated MMA fight the chimp would be fighting to the death. You guys are retarted if you think humans can fight animals. The animals will do absolutely anything to win. Even the Miami big 3 would get killed by one chimp, once he rips off wades balls, gouges out Bosh's eyes, and bites into Lebrons adams apple.
No chance whatsoever. Try it yourself if you don't believe me. Spend a few years practicing mma, krav maga, muay thai, brasilian ju jitsu or any other system. You will see what I mean after 2-3 years I'm sure. And you will understand a lot more after 10 years.
No chance whatsoever. Try it yourself if you don't believe me. Spend a few years practicing mma, krav maga, muay thai, brasilian ju jitsu or any other system. You will see what I mean after 2-3 years I'm sure. And you will understand a lot more after 10 years.
Kimbo Slice in his street fighting days would've humiliated this guy. Are you serious?
Kimbo Slice in his street fighting days would've humiliated this guy. Are you serious?
He may or may not have but it is besides the point. Kimbo Slice is well trained. He is not LeBron. LeBron doesn't know how to fight. Neither does Wade or Bosh.
With a chimp you never know. You may be lucky and the chimp is uninterested, runs awy or you land a lucky punch. If you are not so lucky, the chimp is going to kill you in 5 seconds.
He may or may not have but it is besides the point. Kimbo Slice is well trained. He is not LeBron. LeBron doesn't know how to fight. Neither does Wade or Bosh.
With a chimp you never know. You may be lucky and the chimp is uninterested, runs awy or you land a lucky punch. If you are not so lucky, the chimp is going to kill you in 5 seconds.
You're not "fighting" a chimp. You're gonna try and over power it with the combined force of the 3 guys, and then stomp it's head in.
You think the big 3 are gonna square up, and get in a boxing stance?
You're not "fighting" a chimp. You're gonna try and over power it with the combined force of the 3 guys, and then stomp it's head in.
You think the big 3 are gonna square up, and get in a boxing stance?
Gotta go. UFC time son!!!
The Big 3 are big in basketball. They are not fighters. Kimbo Slice is a well trained fighter. It doesn't matter which school you take, if you are well trained you are going to beat 3 guys who don't know what they are doing.
I believe you it is UFC time and I also believe you have a huge experience watching others fight. I somehow doubt you have experience in actually doing it. It's different.
OP made this same exact thread except it was LeBron James + Ben Wallace vs 1 Silverback gorilla. Only one moron was dumb enough to argue for the 2 NBA players.
And by the way a Chimp can rip off your limbs like its nothing.
Chimpanzees are crazy ****ers if they are pissed off. Their muscle structure is vastly superior than Human's. I'd say a Chimp is stronger than Lebron despite weighing 130 pounds. They are quick as shit, bite and are bat shit insane.
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