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Old 03-16-2013, 09:53 PM   #46
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This is your average 350 lb. man with no athletic background that I know of. Seems like a brolic dude, but pretty out of shape. He throws a police dog around like it's nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw3aZ_ZY0XA

3 NBA/NFL players kill a chimp.
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:55 PM   #47
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The chimp would be ripping his ears off and biting his fingers. This isnt a regulated MMA fight the chimp would be fighting to the death. You guys are retarted if you think humans can fight animals. The animals will do absolutely anything to win. Even the Miami big 3 would get killed by one chimp, once he rips off wades balls, gouges out Bosh's eyes, and bites into Lebrons adams apple.
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:57 PM   #48
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You said 3 grown athletes couldn't beat one trained fighter.

They could not unless they get lucky.

Would you really try your luck against this guy for example?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kzNDhCvJXI

No chance whatsoever. Try it yourself if you don't believe me. Spend a few years practicing mma, krav maga, muay thai, brasilian ju jitsu or any other system. You will see what I mean after 2-3 years I'm sure. And you will understand a lot more after 10 years.
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:58 PM   #49
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They could not unless they get lucky.

Would you really try your luck against this guy for example?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kzNDhCvJXI

No chance whatsoever. Try it yourself if you don't believe me. Spend a few years practicing mma, krav maga, muay thai, brasilian ju jitsu or any other system. You will see what I mean after 2-3 years I'm sure. And you will understand a lot more after 10 years.

Kimbo Slice in his street fighting days would've humiliated this guy. Are you serious?
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:02 PM   #50
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Like I said before. I've seen plenty of street dudes beat the brakes off martial arts "experts".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl7OR...has_verified=1
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:04 PM   #51
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Kimbo Slice in his street fighting days would've humiliated this guy. Are you serious?

He may or may not have but it is besides the point. Kimbo Slice is well trained. He is not LeBron. LeBron doesn't know how to fight. Neither does Wade or Bosh.

With a chimp you never know. You may be lucky and the chimp is uninterested, runs awy or you land a lucky punch. If you are not so lucky, the chimp is going to kill you in 5 seconds.
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:07 PM   #52
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He may or may not have but it is besides the point. Kimbo Slice is well trained. He is not LeBron. LeBron doesn't know how to fight. Neither does Wade or Bosh.

With a chimp you never know. You may be lucky and the chimp is uninterested, runs awy or you land a lucky punch. If you are not so lucky, the chimp is going to kill you in 5 seconds.

You're not "fighting" a chimp. You're gonna try and over power it with the combined force of the 3 guys, and then stomp it's head in.

You think the big 3 are gonna square up, and get in a boxing stance?

Gotta go. UFC time son!!!
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:11 PM   #53
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You're not "fighting" a chimp. You're gonna try and over power it with the combined force of the 3 guys, and then stomp it's head in.

You think the big 3 are gonna square up, and get in a boxing stance?

Gotta go. UFC time son!!!

Dude is thinking people are gonna square up mortal combat style with the chimpanzee.
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:12 PM   #54
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You're not "fighting" a chimp. You're gonna try and over power it with the combined force of the 3 guys, and then stomp it's head in.

You think the big 3 are gonna square up, and get in a boxing stance?

Gotta go. UFC time son!!!

The Big 3 are big in basketball. They are not fighters. Kimbo Slice is a well trained fighter. It doesn't matter which school you take, if you are well trained you are going to beat 3 guys who don't know what they are doing.

I believe you it is UFC time and I also believe you have a huge experience watching others fight. I somehow doubt you have experience in actually doing it. It's different.

Take care.
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:13 PM   #55
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Papay Jones is a monkey
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:14 PM   #56
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Dude is thinking people are gonna square up mortal combat style with the chimpanzee.

If the chimp is angry it doesn't really matter what they do unless they have at least a knife and at least one of them knows how to use it.
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:18 PM   #57
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OP made this same exact thread except it was LeBron James + Ben Wallace vs 1 Silverback gorilla. Only one moron was dumb enough to argue for the 2 NBA players.

And by the way a Chimp can rip off your limbs like its nothing.
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:24 PM   #58
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i have never heard of humans beating up on wild animals but i heard countless stories of wild animals mauling and beating the shiet out of humans.
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:04 PM   #59
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Chimpanzees are crazy ****ers if they are pissed off. Their muscle structure is vastly superior than Human's. I'd say a Chimp is stronger than Lebron despite weighing 130 pounds. They are quick as shit, bite and are bat shit insane.
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Old 03-16-2013, 11:05 PM   #60
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This is your average 350 lb. man with no athletic background that I know of. Seems like a brolic dude, but pretty out of shape. He throws a police dog around like it's nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw3aZ_ZY0XA

3 NBA/NFL players kill a chimp.


Yeah, it don't look like the dog was letting go, I'm pretty sure he was getting up in that fat dudes ass. Anyway, full grown chimps are incredibly strong, there's no way a human could take one.
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