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Old 03-16-2013, 08:24 PM   #16
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i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp
2 men and a dinosaur. It's clear who's gonna win.
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:33 PM   #17
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i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp

It depends on the situation. I mean you could use Chris Bosh as bait/distraction and then have Wade go for a rear naked choke, while Lebron uses his weight to hold the Chimp down. After the Chimp is too exhausted to fight back or even unconscious, LeBron or Wade can finish the Chimp off by breaking its neck.
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:46 PM   #18
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i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp

I bet they could. Especially 3 elite athletes.

This is 1 chimp vs. an average sized man. I realize that the chimp isn't biting and tearing, but 3 giant dudes could subdue, and beat a chimp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJce4ydwXk
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Old 03-16-2013, 08:47 PM   #19
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It depends on the situation. I mean you could use Chris Bosh as bait/distraction and then have Wade go for a rear naked choke, while Lebron uses his weight to hold the Chimp down. After the Chimp is too exhausted to fight back or even unconscious, LeBron or Wade can finish the Chimp off by breaking its neck.

Or kick the shit out of it. 3 k-1 kickboxing/muay thai champions vs. a chimp.

I got my money on the kick boxers.
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:01 PM   #20
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Or kick the shit out of it. 3 k-1 kickboxing/muay thai champions vs. a chimp.

I got my money on the kick boxers.
these guys play basketball doe
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:07 PM   #21
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Buakaw vs Chimpanzee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gloGY3UDZDo

Buakaw all day
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Old 03-16-2013, 09:07 PM   #22
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id take lebron. most animals that are known to devour humans actually dont have the balls to devour humans, its just those few that actually do. chimpanzee vs lebron, lebron sock him in the face a few times and the chimp would get scared and back off.
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Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.
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Buakaw vs Chimpanzee:

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Buakaw all day

3 Buakaw's vs. a chimp.

Chimp going night night.
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Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.

There was a monk who was very well trained in martial arts. He took 10 years of extra training to take up on a bear. The fight lasted 3 seconds, the bear tore the guy apart.

True story.
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Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.


u know raptors are tiny in RL?
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There was a monk who was very well trained in martial arts. He took 10 years of extra training to take up on a bear. The fight lasted 3 seconds, the bear tore the guy apart.

True story.

Hmmmmmmmm.........


A bear, or a chimp??? Now which animal are we not talking about at all???

And I'm not saying, Lebron alone could beat a chimp. I'm saying 3 giant athletes could probably beat a chimp.
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u know raptors are tiny in RL?

I meant the ones from Jurrasic Park.
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Hmmmmmmmm.........


A bear, or a chimp??? Now which animal are we not talking about at all???

And I'm not saying, Lebron alone could beat a chimp. I'm saying 3 giant athletes could probably beat a chimp.

Being huge is rarely enough if the other one is good at fighting. LeBron is huge but not Godzilla huge. A chimp is much stronger. I started my training in martial arts more than 15 years ago. I'm not scared of huge, strong but untrained athletes. Actually, I'm not really scared of *somewhat* trained foes either.

I would never ever fight a wild animal. Yes, I *could* win. If I'm lucky. And if I am not, I'm dead on the spot.
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I'm pretty sure 3 grown men could take down a chimpanzee.
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