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Old 03-17-2013, 10:52 PM   #151
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I gave it a 6 on IMDb. If scores weren't limited to integers but also halves it would've been 6.5.

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Old 03-17-2013, 11:20 PM   #152
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Here's a couple pics of hairless chimps. Notice the musculature/frame. Imagine those powerful arms/hands tearing at you.





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Old 03-17-2013, 11:32 PM   #153
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:37 PM   #154
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Sorry, I'm not reading that wall of text, and half of your post is incoherent buffoonery. I'm done with your slow ass.

Have a great life buddy. You should sue your English teacher.

so you're waiving the white flag.. the only one who is slow is your ignorant dumbass. you aren't even arguing your original point anymore
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:38 PM   #155
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Dat n*tsack.
That's 4 pounds of pure testosterone right there. He'd turn Lebron into personal sex slave, or rip his face off
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:44 PM   #156
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Saying that a chimp is 5x stronger than the average human means nothing if he is to face an above strength human such as prime Mike Tyson.

In the end, the Chimp would probably reach for our oversized human genitals and rip them off.
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:52 PM   #157
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You couldn't pick a better example than Lebron James?

LOL Lebron is one of the biggest pu**ies in the league. Maybe someone like Ron Artest would have a chance against a Chimp
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Old 03-17-2013, 11:59 PM   #158
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Any fighter needs to be lightning fast to strike the first blow and daze the chimp. If he doesn't, it would be over quick, with the chimp wearing the fighter's entrails as a trophy.

Grapplers would have their faces chewed off and their ***** ripped out by the chimp's feet. They basically have four hands.

Also check this out:

"An experiment conducted in the Bronx Zoo in 1924 compared the strength of a 165-pound adult man, and a 165-pound male chimp named "Boma", and a 135-pound female chimp named "Suzette".
They compared how much weight the human could pull with one arm to that of the apes, the adult man managed to pull 200 pound before reaching his maximum. The male chimp, on the other hand, pulled 847 pounds of weight with one arm, and the female chimpanzee 1,260 pounds."
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:19 AM   #159
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It would depend.


Both enraged, the chimps would win because it has more strength.


Under normal condition though, Lebron could win by simply striking first to an unsuspecting chimp's vital area.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:22 AM   #160
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I gave it a 6 on IMDb. If scores weren't limited to integers but also halves it would've been 6.5.

My scale:
1-4 varying degrees of crap
5 mediocre, not bad, not good, OK
6 good
7 very good
8 great
9 masterpiece
10 I've yet to find a 10 so far

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Agree. I'll give it a 6. I really liked the way they tied his story together, but man, Nim was passed around like a blunt. All in all, I'm glad that he got to live a some what happy life towards the end.

When you said he threw a dog against the wall, I thought it was going to be the German Shepherd that the first family had. I would've been like, .

But yeah, when the daughter talks about Nim dragging her mother around like a rag doll, that was pretty telling.

In conclusion, a chimp would bite off Lebron's face, and probably break his arms.

Even though I never said Lebron alone could take on a chimp. I said 3 pro athletes, the size of NBA players.

Either way, I'd still pick a chimp to go beast mode.

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Old 03-18-2013, 12:26 AM   #161
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Saying that a chimp is 5x stronger than the average human means nothing if he is to face an above strength human such as prime Mike Tyson.

In the end, the Chimp would probably reach for our oversized human genitals and rip them off.

That's what I'm saying. Pro athletes aren't your average human being. Especially 3 of them. The advantage the chimps would have is the teeth, and bite force. A normal human being would just freak the **** out, and panic.
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That's what I'm saying. Pro athletes aren't your average human being. Especially 3 of them. The advantage the chimps would have is the teeth, and bite force. A normal human being would just freak the **** out, and panic.

People forget that the lady that had her face ripped off was over 60 years old, and the aggressor was an oversized 200 lb chimp. Not a fair fight by any means.

I guess humans would have to study how chimps fight and then train accordingly for months.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:46 AM   #163
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People forget that the lady that had her face ripped off was over 60 years old, and the aggressor was an oversized 200 lb chimp. Not a fair fight by any means.

I guess humans would have to study how chimps fight and then train accordingly for months.

Or not let a chimp get to your face. In the movie, "Project Nim", the chimp bites the ladies cheek, but because they passed the chimp off to her. I'm sure that's the last thing you'd do if you were to fight a chimp, but at the end of the day, it can also bite at your legs, and hands as you're trying to grab it.

I'm still 50/50 on 3 pro athletes like Malone/Rodman/Wallace vs. a chimp.

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When you say 'chimpanzee' you really mean Kobe right?

Lebron wins.
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