My Sunday Plans:
- Watch the Lakers beat the Detroit Pistons
- Go to my in-law's house
- Take shots of vodka while watching the Superbowl
- Be drunk well before the start of the 2nd quarter
- Try to sober up before having to go in to work by 10 pm
- Realize I can't sober up before 10 pm
- Panic and call a co-worker to cover for me
- Discover he is just as piss drunk as I am
- Have my wife or a relative call my boss and feed him b.s. about me being sick
- Spend the next several hours wondering if I'll get fired
- Rinse and repeat for next year.
That looks about right.