Wade can't shoot, that's a fact. When he shoots he tries to bump into his defender to get a call so he gets his real bread & butter. FREE THROWS.
But he drives to the hoop with reckless abandonment. Like that monster truck named Bigfoot. He does it to get a foul, not to make the shot. You can't stay with him or you're gonna get called for a foul.
So what you need to do is set up one of these human being picket fences like in the game red rover.
He tries to break through this one and it's a foul. ON HIM. OFFENSIVE.
He tries to pull a Jim Morrison and break on through to the other side of this fence? haha, it's his funeral.
Look at that retard on the left triple dog daring D-Whistle to prison break through this wall. D-Whistle don't want no part of that.
When you see D-Whistle with the ball shout FORMATION!!! and you and your teammates set up shop right in front of the hoop and hold hands then yell "red rover, red rover, send D-Whistle right over" and I guarandamntee you he pulls up for a brick.
It's foolproof.
Foolproof way to beat Dwyane "Red Rover" Wade
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