David Stern awkwardness on draft night

[nathanjizzle]

he is so fucin passive aggressive. remember around the 26 pick, the crowd was booing him because he was delayed coming out to announce the pick, so he finally came out and stood there with a smile on his face for like 10 seconds not saying anything like "i could stand here all day i dont have to do or say shit for you people"

[Meticode]

Originally Posted by nathanjizzle

he is so fucin passive aggressive. remember around the 26 pick, the crowd was booing him because he was delayed coming out to announce the pick, so he finally came out and stood there with a smile on his face for like 10 seconds not saying anything like "i could stand here all day i dont have to do or say shit for you people"

I spit my drink out.

Stern is mad funny though. From "For basketball reasons." to "Are you still beating your wife?" LOL

[Heavincent]

Originally Posted by JustinJDW

He should start giving dap to all the players like Roger Goodell.



That's pimp right there.

[T-Time3]

Originally Posted by Meticode

I spit my drink out.

Stern is mad funny though. From "For basketball reasons." to "Are you still beating your wife?" LOL

yea he embraced his villain role fantastically
he is one helluva funny guy

[Timmy D for MVP]

Stern literally does not give a fuck just in life. It's really funny to watch. He's the boss, and he just acts like it.

[Joshumitsu]

He knows what the fans think of him (Dictator/Greedy/Conspirator/Liar/Connections to the mob/Responsible for war and poverty in the third world/etc).

But in a way, despite being commissioner, he has no control any more than the fans do. The only way to react is to laugh it off.

[CelticBaller]

Originally Posted by ripthekik

He needs to rip of his shirt revealing a Miami jersey, then run out and do the hulkan thing
Would be the greatest thing on tv this year

[GabeIsGone]

Stern is a smug little ****. If anyone deserves to get a smirk smacked off of their face it's that prick.

[tomtucker]

Originally Posted by Meticode

I spit my drink out.

Stern is mad funny though. From "For basketball reasons." to "Are you still beating your wife?" LOL

that was awesome

[ILLsmak]

Originally Posted by albatrosek

he is a Jew

haha, was waiting for this one.

Stern is like "lol black ppl"

-Smak

[Rake2204]

This is very likely an unpopular statement, but I'm going to miss David Stern when he leaves, for I'm not sure folks know how well they have it with him in charge. I don't think any commissioner is impervious to legal proceedings and NBA rulings that will leave him hated by many. So I feel whoever replaces David Stern will still have to deal with those issues. Only, the new guy may not be as likeable and entertaining (and no, "likeable" does not mean I think you guys all like him). David Stern has made bad decisions and maybe even horrible decisions, but I also feel like he's made a lot of great ones. I just really don't think (considering the positions he's been in) that David Stern has done a bad job at running and representing the NBA.

[Troutfisch]

Originally Posted by Rake2204

GOAT Commissioner

[taucesays]

I was trying to read his lips as he was talking to the draftees. I think was saying "smile for the camera". Dance puppets dance.

[Deuce Bigalow]

[Numero 10]

Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow