random lifetime achievements thread

[Königspinguin]

I have only smoked half a cigarette in my life and 1 cigar like a fat lady victory cigar.

I have never lost in Fingerhakeln.

I never drove a car except for when my father taught me. Never had a drivers license. S Bahn, U Bahn, ICE, there is just no need for it.

I once came to vacation and me and my two cousins went to Magic Mountain. The three of us did the Dare Devil. That's 3x 100+ kg (220+ lbs) (220 being the lightest). They told me they never saw it go that fast before and swing that much.