Clueless Commentary

[ImmortalNemesis]

Clyde doesn't know he's on the air. "Get the ball down low to Yao, shit!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoaMdc8qGho

[Grinder]

Clippers play tonight so I'm sure we're bound to get more gems from Ralph and Mike.

[Yung D-Will]

After Boozer was traded some commentator was speaking about the defensive toughness he brings to the bulls

[Grinder]

Tommy Heinsohn is rare form right now, going berserk over the foul calls in the OT of the Celtics-Hawks game.

Commentary doesn't get much funnier than this.

[Al Thornton]

mike smith compared westbrook to michael jordan

[zay_24]

Originally Posted by Punpun

Every single phrase uttered by J dickhead Van Gundy.

[StroShow4]

Originally Posted by Grinder

Tommy Heinsohn is rare form right now, going berserk over the foul calls in the OT of the Celtics-Hawks game.

Commentary doesn't get much funnier than this.

That was amazing. I hope it appears on Youtube.

[Maestro33]

It was either Wayne Larrivee or Johnny Red Kerr but...

"Theres nothing like two big men banging each other,"

And from Red...

"If David Benoit is pronounced BEN-WHAT is Detroit pronounced DEE-****?"

[RaininTwos]

Originally Posted by atljonesbro

Bob Rathbun for the Hawks said James Harden looks like he should be on the front of a cough drops box.

I love Bob but i have no ****ing clue what he's talking about LOL

what does that even mean???

[Grinder]

Originally Posted by StroShow4

That was amazing. I hope it appears on Youtube.

Crank up the volume: http://youtu.be/-DlL8vmBb9Y?t=1m40s

[Rockets(T-mac)]

Originally Posted by Grinder

Crank up the volume: http://youtu.be/-DlL8vmBb9Y?t=1m40s

How can your homer glasses be that thick?

And I remember one time the other commentary (not Heinsohn) was giving the other team a complement or saying that one of the celtics flopped, and Heinsohn is like "who's side are you on?"

[SpecialQue]

Originally Posted by Grinder

Crank up the volume: http://youtu.be/-DlL8vmBb9Y?t=1m40s

Goddamn. He sounds like he's ready to go down there and deck one of the refs Red-style.

[Grinder]

Bump for playoff gems.

[chips93]

Originally Posted by Grinder

When Bill Walton was doing a Kings/Magic game this year, he called Chris Duhon an "outstanding player"...."When you've got him as your backup point guard, you're doing something right".

freedarko had some great walton quotes in their book

Originally Posted by Bill Walton

If Eric Piatkowski continues playing at this level, he's going to replace Jerry West on the NBA logo.

Originally Posted by Bill Walton

Yesterday we celebrated Sir Isaac Newton's discovery of gravity, today, Fabricio Oberto is defying it

Originally Posted by Bill Walton

You look at Vladimir Radmanovic, this guy is cut from stone. It's as if Michelangelo were reading and a lightning bolt flashed before him

Originally Posted by Bill Walton

John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just in basketball , or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!

Originally Posted by Bill Walton

The only man who can stop Cliff Robinson IS Cliff Robinson. The man is unstoppable, even at 38.

[Toizumi]

Bill ****ing Walton!

Not really commentary.. but this is just epic