Re: Post a picture of how you imagine posters look.
Let us know when you've unlocked the Achievement of manhood entitlement "been laid" ... don't worry though, there's still hope for you. If Hawker can do it, I'm sure you can. No wait, Hawkdawg never did. Meh, neither will you.
It's all good though. Fap was invented many moons ago, mainly so life-long V's such as yourself can at least have something. Not to mention, you have porn, so that's a win-win situation in RL world where you truly lose-lose... loser.