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Old 05-27-2013, 02:53 PM   #1
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Default Why does it take Science forever to catch up with the Bible?

Everyone used to believe that the earth was flat. They must had shit bricks when they got pictures back from Apollo, eh?

To see the earth is a sphere up in the sky that hangs on nothing.

But wait... the book of Job said that 5,000 years ago! LOL It takes science a long while to catch up with the bible.

Science discovered about a hundred years ago that children were dying at too big of a rate and there must be something wrong.

Do you know why? They were circumcising little boys on the 7th day after they were born, or on the 9th day. But the bible says you should circumcise them on the 8th day because that is the only day in the history of a male child when his blood will coagulates at a certain point, and that's the only safe and healthy day.

And Science just suddenly discovered that but Moses knew that when he was in the desert and he didn't even have a stethoscope.

And he couldn't get Aaron to build an X-ray machine.

Boy it takes Science a long while to catch up with the Bible.
They'll catch up sooner or later.

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Old 05-27-2013, 02:57 PM   #2
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Old 05-27-2013, 02:58 PM   #3
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Default Re: Why does it take Science a long while to catch up with the Bible?

Bladers you are a computer programmer right? Its a little ironic that you sit here denouncing "science" when you earn a living using a device that was designed by an atheist and homosexual scientist (alan turing)

You are using the homosexual atheist scientists amazing creation to communicate with me right now.
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Computers >>>>>> Bible
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:04 PM   #5
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Default Re: Why does it take Science forever to catch up with the Bible?

Science discovered there were valleys, springs and fountains in the sea about 50-100 years ago.

But wait... the bible disclosed that 3,000 years ago.
They'll catch up sooner or later won't they?
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Default Re: Why does it take Science forever to catch up with the Bible?

Weakest troll I've ever seen on these boards. Flat out embarrassing.
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Default Re: Why does it take Science a long while to catch up with the Bible?

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Bladers you are a computer programmer right? Its a little ironic that you sit here denouncing "science" when you earn a living using a device that was designed by an atheist and homosexual scientist (alan turing)

You are using the homosexual atheist scientists amazing creation to communicate with me right now.

I'm glad we have bibles. You ever notice that they're always in motel rooms? It's always good to know that you have extra toilet paper if you need it.
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Default Re: Why does it take Science forever to catch up with the Bible?

All scientists used to believe that the universe always existed and stood still. A theory called Steady State theory.

Till a catholic priest came and showed them the "Expanding universe" theory.
Guess where he got it from? yes, the bible.

I'm sure they will come up with something original sooner or later.
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:17 PM   #9
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Weakest troll I've ever seen on these boards. Flat out embarrassing.
Then tell me one legit finding by science about the universe. Why is science always late on every discovery? There is no genuine discovery about the universe. In-fact many scientists, have admitted that they have studied the bible to find clues about the universe to help them in their researches.
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:24 PM   #10
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Default Re: Why does it take Science forever to catch up with the Bible?

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All scientists used to believe that the universe always existed and stood still. A theory called Steady State theory.

Till a catholic priest came and showed them the "Expanding universe" theory.
Guess where he got it from? yes, the bible.

I'm sure they will come up with something original sooner or later.

earth is flat?

earth is 6M years old?

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Old 05-27-2013, 03:29 PM   #11
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noice

I just threw my math and physics books out the window! thank you based bible!
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:35 PM   #12
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Default Re: Why does it take Science forever to catch up with the Bible?

Science will never "catch up" with religion and religion will never catch up with science.

Religion is wisdom-based and science is not..... the end.
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:47 PM   #13
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Weak era for trolls.
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Old 05-27-2013, 03:48 PM   #14
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Nooooo Bladers you have gone down WAY too many dark and twisted sexual roads on here in the past few months to bring the religious nut gimmick back. You may be the least pure person on this board after some of the shit we've learned about you
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Weak era for trolls.

Like 2001 leastern conference weak.
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