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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    If KD's Jesus, then he was sent my GOD (MJ) to save us from the devil (Lebron) which his prophet (Kobe) has failed to do.

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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    Quote Originally Posted by wildchild
    If KD's Jesus, then he was sent my GOD (MJ) to save us from the devil (Lebron) which his prophet (Kobe) has failed to do.
    yall are having way too much fun with this shit

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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    Jesus is one chill dude. But he's got nothing on the guy currently wearing #34 for Milwaukee...


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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    You can't be Jesus without wearing a Bucks Jersey.

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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    Quote Originally Posted by Killbot
    You can't be Jesus without wearing a Bucks Jersey.
    Basketball Jesus


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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    Quote Originally Posted by Killbot
    You can't be Jesus without wearing a Bucks Jersey.
    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow
    Basketball Jesus


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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    kd> jesus

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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    This makes sense in so many levels.

    On MJ's 50th birthday there was that pretty good article where it said MJ's own peeps often refer to him as YAHWEH (Jewish God).

    Larry Bird after the 63 point game called him "God in disguise."

    MJ himself, in a 2K promotional video, promoted Durant as the sleeper in the Lebron vs. Kobe debate (of course, since Durant/Jesus is his son, nonfigurately speaking).

    Now this Jesus comparison. The "Son" of Yahweh.

    So what does that make Lebron? Probably John the Baptist who was, fittingly, crowned by many as the Messiah before Jesus grew into an adult and started doing his thang.

    Yup, fits the bill

    Last edited by eurobum; 03-25-2014 at 11:05 AM.

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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    Makes sense. Jesus is the original beta.

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    Default Re: Kevin Durant compared to Jesus after 51-point explosion against Raptors

    Lebron is Muhammad






    Kobe was the first one called God, and you can't go from being God to not being God. Kobe is still God.

    Durant can be Jesus.

    Jordan is science or Mother Nature. Things superior to all of the above.
    Last edited by 16X; 03-25-2014 at 11:42 AM.

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