Yo.. I just got caught

[Legend of Josh]

Is you serious? Too many tools, fools, and grown ass men chillaxin' in kiddy pools (speaking of the OP, of course)

Sure, we've all created senseless, dumbfounding threads from time to time, but this shit right here. this shit you just posted, followed by half a dozen rolling laughing faces, screams full-blown retard. Congrat-u-fu*king-lations, you're officially an acute dumbass.

[d.bball.guy]

Should've done this, OP

[$LakerGold]

I'm done with this thread yo

Anyways, there's a huge dresser to the left that blocks your vision of half of my bed when you open the door. so she didn't see my D*** and everything.. but she definitely saw my TV

And No, it's not my girl... she lives in NY lol

I'm a teenager lol

And wanna know somethin? ...I "DID IT", AND BITCH WALKED IN 3 SECONDS AFTER... YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DICK INSIDE YOUR PANTS AFTER JIZZING.

[$LakerGold]

Yeah.. .it pissing me off knowing that the fact that, she used a FKIN COIN to open my door...

[Legend of Josh]

Should've done this, OP

OP will jerk off to that clip. He's a sicko. If he were sent off to a distant galaxy, he'd find someway to monkey spank himself, then his pee pee shrivels up and becomes limp for a couple minutes ... then he rejuvenates, reload, and then "unload" again and again. (again and again *Rakim* voice on Canibus album 2000 BC, track 6 I believe? ...)

OP is a sick fu*k.

[Rnbizzle]

OP will jerk off to that clip. He's a sicko. If he were sent off to a distant galaxy, he'd find someway to monkey spank himself, then his pee pee shrivels up and becomes limp for a couple minutes ... then he rejuvenates, reload, and then "unload" again and again. (again and again *Rakim* voice on Canibus album 2000 BC, track 6 I believe? ...)

OP is a sick fu*k.

I seriously wonder what kind of a dude you are in real life. I mean to hold up this ridiculous act you have to be at least a bit retarded in real life.

[$LakerGold]

I seriously wonder what kind of a dude you are in real life. I mean to hold up this ridiculous act you have to be at least a bit retarded in real life.

Ignore him lol

[Legend of Josh]

I seriously wonder what kind of a dude you are in real life. I mean to hold up this ridiculous act you have to be at least a bit retarded in real life.

... just a little. Hey, we're all 'tard'd in one way or another. LOL, like I just mentioned in another thread, you guys take this place way too seriously. But hey, here's the dancing banana.



See him, or it, dancing? Look into his (its) eyes, and see that red part underneath? That's lipstick. So pucker up and fu*ker butt.

[d.bball.guy]

Yeah.. .it pissing me off knowing that the fact that, she used a FKIN COIN to open my door...

I can't imagine how you use a coin to open a door

[ballup]

Can I meet this girl? She's gotta teach me how to pick locks with a coin.

[$LakerGold]

nahh, it's easy... just gotta twist/rotate the lock with a coin.

[Unstoppabull]

Slap, Lick, Foundle

[L8k3r5]

My mom caught me watching porn the other day. I wasn't jerking it though. Surprisingly she wasn't shocked or anything. She told me all men do it so its cool with her. Still awkward as f*ck though...