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  1. #496
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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    I'm sure it's been posted but an adult Chimpanzee is about 5-6 times than a Human Male. Even if Bron is 3-4 times stronger than an average human male he's gonna lose to an adult Chimpanzee.

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  2. #497
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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    This shit isn't even a contest.

    What I'm more interested in is could Lebron James defeat a chimp in basketball. It's not rocket science to figure it out, we can test that simply using a racoon.

    Look at this chimp do it:

    no look, behind the back, check out that horizontal spin and range. beautiful


    Now this is how a human throws it:

    see that ugly typical two-handed over-the-shoulder miserable form


    I mean Lebron is known for some mean dishes but lest face it he's no racoon wizard as well...

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Little uniconic Curry threw Lebron down like a ragdoll. He gonna need moar halp with a real beast


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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by crosstin View Post
    Little uniconic Curry threw Lebron down like a ragdoll. He gonna need moar halp with a real beast


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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Btw, kong wins in this one duh. He's a gorilla after all.


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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Btw, kong wins in this one duh. He's a gorilla after all.

    Gorilla in size, koala at heart

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by Jameerthefear View Post
    That thread was hilarious. Someone should bump it.
    Pedo ass mofo

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by eurobum View Post
    Will Joey Crawford be refereeing the cage fight?






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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by Airupthere View Post
    Gorilla in size, koala at heart
    Seething

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by DFish24 View Post
    Chimp in 4
    yep

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by red1 View Post
    a chimp would tear that bald fggt apart

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Lebron James may be big and strong, but he lacks the mental toughness of a fighter. He strikes me as the kind of guy who, if you punch him in the face, he'll crumble like a *****.

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    I'm picking a chimp with a chosen 1 tattoo

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Quote Originally Posted by MrFonzworth View Post

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    Default Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee

    Gonna have to say LeBron. If a simple little swipe can make 6-8 250lb man bleed profusely imagine the carnage he could inflict on a 4 to 5 foot primate.

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