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    Question So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    kick a ball around for 90 minutes and just hope someone scores

    BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG



    80% of the time it's going to be a draw

    90% of the time there isn't going to be more than 1 goal kicked

    100% of the time you will be bored as ****

    soccer sucks

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    It's a lot more fun to play. That is true for all sports I guess.

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    Do you live in an MLS city? If so, bite the bullet and go to a game. So much of the strategy of soccer doesn't show up on TV, because the camera always follows the ball. That means you don't see all of the movements/adjustments that are going all over the field in order to open the defense up. It really is a chess match and is very fun to watch once you understand the strategy.

    It can also be very nerve-wracking if you are truly rooting for a team. Because goals don't happen often, every time your team loses the ball, you are nervous until they get it back. It is also quite entertaining to see how, frequently, the entire game changes once one team scores.

    All that said, it's not for everyone.

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maksimilian
    I would say most sports seem boring to those who havnt grown up on it. For example no one in the world bar Americans like American Football. The only part people understand are.

    1. White Slave owner (Quarter Back) bosses around bunch of black steroid dudes and shouts orders at them.

    2. Black dudes do all the work, but slave owner gets all the credit.

    3. Commercials.

    4. Half Time show.

    Not even joking but most people outside of the US that attempt to watch a regular season NFL game are usually only watching because theyre under the assumption theres gonna be a good half time show.
    op is australian and you go on a nazi rant about americans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Im Still Ballin
    Pizzoza is the greatest!

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    I'd watch a good soccer game over a good basketball game any day.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATnsnN717kQ

    A great highlight mix of what makes soccer so great. Just the way they are able to move that ball, and with their feet none the less. I love creative midfielders and tricky wingers; they make the game so much fun to watch.

    Outside of that, you have to be on your game every night. Even if you are the better team on a night, you can lose if you don't capitalize on your chances. That brings another facet of excitement, especially for smaller clubs since they have a much better chance than in something like basketball. Fans of smaller clubs enjoy being able to hold billion dollar clubs scoreless on some nights.

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    soccer > basketball

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    110% OP is a fag who sends photos of his junk to men on the internet

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    >soccer fan on a basketball forum
    >kek

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    i like basketball too.. its just hard to post in the nba forum right now since its overrun with fakkits like you

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    >says he likes basketball
    >he lied
    >kek

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    Football is the greatest sport in the history of the earth. Americans were sad that they didn't invent it, so they started their own shit but globally, well lets just say it hasn't exactly taken off.

    Whats worse is certain beta Australians like the small di[COLOR="Black"]ck[/COLOR]ed OP follow the mentality of retarded Muricans. Gotta love the small d[COLOR="Black"]ic[/COLOR]ked sheep.
    Last edited by sweggeh; 04-14-2015 at 11:45 AM.

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    Mad as ****.

    Mad af.

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    Default Re: So what's the deal with this soccer shit?

    Quote Originally Posted by SugarHill
    soccer > basketball


    Soccer is huge outside of the United States. Most popular sport in the world.

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