For the ISH posters who have yet to even kiss a girl, please read

[Meticode]

I do something similar but I say "yall suck my dick, yall suck my dick"

I was expecting "lick my taint, lick my taint"

[Meticode]

I wonder if you said lick my taint to a bunch of drunk giggly white girls if they would even know what the hell that means. I could imagine a blond saying, "Uhhh, what's a taint?"

[lilojmayo]

Is this girls name bibiana?

maybe, not sure random pic on the internets

[lilojmayo]

If you haven't kissed a girl by then, chances are you're not confident or cool enough to even be out at a club or a party with drunk chicks.

I'm looking out for of this type of ppl.
and the young teens teens on here.


Grandpa lilojmayo looking out for you. That should be a warming feeling to know.

[lilojmayo]

Lol. This is funny but crazy enough to work.
Especially at a club my nig

I never go to clubs. but if i did, i'd assume it would.


legit house party> clubs


but that's another debate on its own

[niko]

If you are not an ugly douche (which i know eliminates 74% of the iSH population) and you hanging out with a bunch of peeps, after a few drinks its not hard to get a hug or a kiss. Just ask. It's not very interesting and i'm not sure it would move very much further along but a kiss? that's pretty easy.

[Tenchi Ryu]

I bet she can suck dick like a motherfukka....

[Lamar Doom]

lil OJ (pass me the ball sonnnnn) neglected to mention this does not work on dudes.

[Scholar]

That girl's head looks huge compared to the top half of her torso.

Huge head gives huge head.

[ace23]

Huge head gives huge head.

[SunsCaptain]

The Op has to be embarrased for typing this....

after a party or right when a party is dying down. Just go up to a group of 3-7 girls ( preferrably drunk) . And there must not be a c@ck blocker.

Strike a conversation with them,
then after a few minutes act like your about to leave and SAY

" Yall give me kisses, yall give me kisses "


and GUARANTEE you that at least one will give you a kiss ( most likely on the lips). and who knows where it goes from there.

100% success rate using this method.

lol, fail.

A. Any1 can bag a drunk bitch.

B. Your standards are way to high.

C. Kissing on the Lips? impossible.

D. A and B conflict each other? **** off!

[rufuspaul]

I do something similar but I say "yall suck my dick, yall suck my dick"

[CeltsGarlic]

Kissing and having secks is so last year, its all about hugging, snuggling and talking now.

[step_back]

Sounds like a great way to get kissed by the Pug Fugly girl.

[lilojmayo]

We were at it again tonight. so many broads. they just showing out now, they don't give a phuck. we dont give a phuck.


Missing action: uclalegend32, and daboyecho

Where yall at bros
We mobbin again tomorrow night.
I can't believe i party more than the echo now. wow ppl changed.

but im not complaining