Caption this picture ( Michael Jordan and her cute girlfriend)

[DCL]

this fat ass was once the hardest working player in basketball.

[mhg88]

Girl: Can you put in the Britney cd?
Guy in back: Britney in MJ's car? F*ck is the matter with you?
MJ: *this ho gonna get it up the ass...i'ma follow through like i did in utah*


Girl: *turns volume to max*
Guy in back: i been holdin this for 3 miles but ain't nothin gonna stink now this sh*t be on the radio *rips ass up against the window*
Girl by him: N!gga you nasty!
MJ: God damn that smells!

See above

[goldenryan]

IF pleezebelieve bothers my ass one more time at the club, i swear i'll........

[Doo Doo_Brown]

Her: ".. and I told yo sorry ass to wear something nice to the club.."

MJ: "B^tch I wear whatever I want, don't tell me what to do I'm a grown ass man."

dude in back: thinking to self: "she got a big ass mouth but damn she fine!"

[The Logo]

MJ looks fat, old and unhappy. All bad signs...

[BlackMamba24]

jordan's girlfriend: kobe's hotter than you which makes him better...kobe>you

[Lebron23]

jordan's girlfriend: kobe's hotter than you which makes him better...kobe>you