Caption this Kobe pic

[lilteapot]

[Fudge]

"Get ya squat game up kenneth"

[lilteapot]

Vanessa wants me to feel you up because you remind her of Karl Malone

I saw your post before the edit and you might as well have kept it like that because this is equally unfunny

[IncarceratedBob]

whats your twitter handle op?

[lilteapot]

whats your twitter handle op?

@soap_eater

[Budadiiii]

"This n*gga has no idea what ima do to him in the shower tonight"

[Foster5k]

Kobe: "Yep, as I thought. Your ass is soft as charmin."

[Cocaine80s]

"Break a leg, Rook."

[BasedTom]

Fleece Johnson

[HOoopCityJones]

Kobe: "Yep, as I thought. Your ass is soft as charmin."

[Foster5k]

Kobe: "Did I ever tell you the story about that time I was in a Colorado hotel?"

Randle: "No, what happened?"

Kobe: "Well, it started off something like this."

Randle: "What the..."

[imnew09]

Kobe: "Yep, as I thought. Your ass is soft as charmin."

[Done_And_Done]

Kobe: "Yep, as I thought. Your ass is soft as charmin."

Love this dude lol

[pegasus]

"Break a leg, Rook."

[Bay Area Baller]

Kobe - "I'ma miss the perks of being a baller".