The Lakerbot is assembled!

[OmniStrife]

[TheeBeast]

[kennethgriffin]

denial is a wonderful thing

its whats kept christianity and every other man made religion relevant since the advancement of modern day science through carbon dating through geological bone fossils and dna

if it can make people believe in a book that says the world is flat, the first people were 6 thousand years ago and there was a jewish zombie levitating magician that was conceived through ghost sex with a virgin and god... then i'd imagine denial can also help someone whos just trying to ignore the greatest collection of talent in professional sports team history

[OmniStrife]

Originally Posted by kennethgriffin

denial is a wonderful thing

its whats kept christianity and every other man made religion relevant since the advancement of modern day science through carbon dating through geological bone fossils and dna

if it can make people believe in a book that says the world is flat, the first people were 6 thousand years ago and there was a jewish zombie levitating magician that was conceived through ghost sex with a virgin and god... then i'd imagine denial can also help someone whos just trying to ignore the greatest collection of talent in professional sports team history

Also talking snakes...

[Babalu]

that is dope.

[DirtySanchez]

I guess Metta is not ready?

[livingby3's]

Originally Posted by DirtySanchez

I guess Metta is not ready?

talk about getting neglected

[Lebronn23]

Lakers fan already fantasizing and wetting their pants

[Nick Young]

Originally Posted by kennethgriffin

denial is a wonderful thing

its whats kept christianity and every other man made religion relevant since the advancement of modern day science through carbon dating through geological bone fossils and dna

if it can make people believe in a book that says the world is flat, the first people were 6 thousand years ago and there was a jewish zombie levitating magician that was conceived through ghost sex with a virgin and god... then i'd imagine denial can also help someone whos just trying to ignore the greatest collection of talent in professional sports team history

The old testament is meant to be read as metaphor and allegory. Jews have never believed the earth is actually only 6,000 years old. And an accurate hebrew translation never actually says that. It is only Christians 2000 years ago who decided to take this book of parables and allegories literally and then base their whole way of life around this bizarre literal interpretation.

[28renyoy]

looks like its back to being a sidekick for kobe, not that he was ever capable of winning a title without an elite big man.

[RoseCity07]

I'm guessing Ron Artest's battle station is in the elbow of the Lakerbot.

[nathanjizzle]

nash is the brains, dwight is the core, kobe is the mamba...what is pau?

[Brokenbeat]

Originally Posted by OmniStrife

Also talking snakes...

The donkey hath spoken (another 3-peat is coming)


"Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"


-Numbers 22:28

[OmniStrife]

Originally Posted by Brokenbeat

The donkey hath spoken (another 3-peat is coming)


"Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"


-Numbers 22:28

Makes perfect sense! Your argument is invalid...
Proof:

[Noof]

This picture is severely lacking in lens-less hipster glasses.