Thinking about converting to Islam?

[fiddy]

Any tips, ISH muslim brothers?

[Objectivity]

1. Do you know how to make bombs or do you know someone who does?
2. Do you have a backpack?
3. Are you willing to kill the infidels?

[highwhey]

[red1]

I thought you were already a gypsy aren't you all set?

[fiddy]

I thought you were already a gypsy aren't you all set?

75% of local gypsies follow the fake tenants of eastern orthodoxy, none of those kaffirs care about God. Im so sick and tired. This is a serious thread guys.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

[QUOTE=Objectivity]1. Do you know how to make bombs or do you know someone who does?

The US dropped atomic bombs in Hiro and Naga
Germany violently bombed UK.
US dropped several bombs in the ME.
Several nations use bombs.
IRA uses bombs.
Tim McVeigh uses bombs.
Japanese used bombs.
Soviets used bombs.
Where is your criticism for these groups/individuals--all of whom number well below 1.8 billion? Why is bomb making not the defining trait for the aforementioned? Not exactly Objective are you?


And Muslims existed and thrived before explosives were widely used.





2. Do you have a backpack?

What kind of question is that?


3. Are you willing to kill the infidels?

Muslims like Jews have encountered many aggressive factions be they the Quraysh attempting to massacre them many times, the Mongols/Tatars demolishing Iraq, the Crusaders invading with horses and armor, Spanish inquisition etc..in your unjust propaganda schemes have you once thought that the alternative to self defense is having ones own women and children butchered?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Any tips, ISH muslim brothers?

Thanks for asking brother. I knew you had sense because you understood how evil the state of Israel and homosexuality is.


1) Start making lots and lots of dua. It's when you raise your hands in the air and ask Allah for your needs, re recognizing that only the One Allah The Most High has power to answer prayers. Especially astaghfirullah---seeking forgiveness. After doing this abundantly I PROMISE you will feel a light clean feeling in the heart as sins are forgiven.
Also ask for protection and security.
Provisions.
Guidance.
Anything you need----ask from Him

Contrary to what the evil media propagates against Islam --- it is really truly about the sacred relationship between man (creation) and Almighty Allah. (The Creator)

When you look outside at the trees the skies and all of nature ... you see they are under control and being managed--observing certain limits. Islam is about surrendering your will to the Will of Allah and experiencing pure peace just as every thing in nature is in submission to His Will


2) Learn more about Allah.
How He is One. One in Lordahip, the only One worthy of Worship, the One whom all Asmaa al Husna belong to.

How the other religions have corrupt incorrect ideas about Him.

What Allah likes and dislikes?
What gets one closer to Allah
Who Allah is?



3) Learn more about the Prophets (PBUH). What men they were. What they stood for.

4) Try to focus on building your faith by observing the commands and abstaining from prohibitions.
You will become spiritually strong inshallah after establishing prayer into your life.

I'm here for you. Take it easy and steady though. And welcome to the path of eternal peace

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=416706

Doors are still open !

No feeling on earth that comes close to the heart being connected to its Creator

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

75% of local gypsies follow the fake tenants of eastern orthodoxy, none of those kaffirs care about God. Im so sick and tired. This is a serious thread guys.

Whether you are being sarcastic or not you are actually right on in your understanding.

It is indeed a fake creed concocted at the Council of Nicaea.

It was the definition of the council which the Emperor Constantine called in the city of Nicea in the year 325 which was ultimately accepted by the Orthodox Church as the proper Symbol of Faith. This council is now called the first ecumenical council, and this is what it said:

We believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the only-begotten, begotten of the Father before all ages. Light of Light; true God of true God; begotten, not made; of one essence with the Father, by whom all things were made; who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven, and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary, and became man. And He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried. And the third day He rose again, according to the Scriptures; and ascended into heaven, and sits at the right hand of the Father; and He shall come again with glory to judge the living and the dead; whose Kingdom shall have no end.

Following the controversy about the Son of God, the Divine Word, and essentially connected with it, was the dispute about the Holy Spirit. The following definition of the Council in Constantinople in 381, which has come to be known as the second ecumenical council was added to the Nicene statement:

And [we believe] in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of Life, who proceeds from the Father; who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified; who spoke by the prophets. In one Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church. I acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins. I look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. Amen.

From https://oca.org/orthodoxy/the-orthod...h/nicene-creed


Compare that to the Aqeedah of Ahlul Sunnah wa Jamaa.
Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet.
Muslims believe that God does not have children.
Muslims believe that God is One, separate from His Creation.
Muslims believe that each soul will be personally accountable before The Almighty on the Day of Judgment.
Muslims do not believe Jesus was crucified.
Muslims are forbidden from directing worship to any other than Allah---(they can't pray to Jesus or Mary or Shiva or Ganesh or idols or saints or Angel's or prophets or demons) which fits perfectly in line with the Old Testament First Commandment to Moses.
Muslims believe that Jesus and Moses were men of God and they had Scriptures sent to their communities--- and the Final Revelation was sent to Muhammad (PBUH), who is foreshadowed in the previous scriptures see Deut 18:18

[Objectivity]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=416706

Doors are still open !

No feeling on earth that comes close to the heart being connected to its Creator

You are my favourite troll on here bro <3

[red1]

75% of local gypsies follow the fake tenants of eastern orthodoxy, none of those kaffirs care about God. Im so sick and tired. This is a serious thread guys.

sorry to hear my gypsy friend.




you should probably just kill yourself tbh. let me know if there's anything I can do to help you with that.

[Patrick Chewing]

Thanks for asking brother. I knew you had sense because you understood how evil the state of Israel and homosexuality is.


1) Start making lots and lots of dua. It's when you raise your hands in the air and ask Allah for your needs, re recognizing that only the One Allah The Most High has power to answer prayers. Especially astaghfirullah---seeking forgiveness. After doing this abundantly I PROMISE you will feel a light clean feeling in the heart as sins are forgiven.
Also ask for protection and security.
Provisions.
Guidance.
Anything you need----ask from Him

Contrary to what the evil media propagates against Islam --- it is really truly about the sacred relationship between man (creation) and Almighty Allah. (The Creator)

When you look outside at the trees the skies and all of nature ... you see they are under control and being managed--observing certain limits. Islam is about surrendering your will to the Will of Allah and experiencing pure peace just as every thing in nature is in submission to His Will


2) Learn more about Allah.
How He is One. One in Lordahip, the only One worthy of Worship, the One whom all Asmaa al Husna belong to.

How the other religions have corrupt incorrect ideas about Him.

What Allah likes and dislikes?
What gets one closer to Allah
Who Allah is?



3) Learn more about the Prophets (PBUH). What men they were. What they stood for.

4) Try to focus on building your faith by observing the commands and abstaining from prohibitions.
You will become spiritually strong inshallah after establishing prayer into your life.

I'm here for you. Take it easy and steady though. And welcome to the path of eternal peace

[Overdrive]

Whether you are being sarcastic or not you are actually right on in your understanding.

It is indeed a fake creed concocted at the Council of Nicaea.



From https://oca.org/orthodoxy/the-orthod...h/nicene-creed


Compare that to the Aqeedah of Ahlul Sunnah wa Jamaa.
Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet.
Muslims believe that God does not have children.
Muslims believe that God is One, separate from His Creation.
Muslims believe that each soul will be personally accountable before The Almighty on the Day of Judgment.
Muslims do not believe Jesus was crucified.
Muslims are forbidden from directing worship to any other than Allah---(they can't pray to Jesus or Mary or Shiva or Ganesh or idols or saints or Angel's or prophets or demons) which fits perfectly in line with the Old Testament First Commandment to Moses.
Muslims believe that Jesus and Moses were men of God and they had Scriptures sent to their communities--- and the Final Revelation was sent to Muhammad (PBUH), who is foreshadowed in the previous scriptures see Deut 18:18

Call out Jesus infront of Muslims, they won't care. Call out Muhammad and they'll atleast go into full rage mode. Muhammad is a quasi deity for Muslim and thus his worship is against the very book they worship, because of him.

No surprise though as countries like Afghanistan are almost fully illiterate.

[tomtucker]

Any tips, ISH muslim brothers?

You have to get in the right spirit and mindset first... so you can blend in.

1. First hit yourself in the head with a hammer, 20 times should do it. Losing 40 IQ points is vital.

2. Beat up whatever your better half is, wife, girlfriend, husband. Get used to it, you are going to do this a lot.

3. Find out where your nearest welfare/benefits office is. Prepare to cry racism if they don't give everything you want

4. Get HIV and HEP C

Now you are ready to join

[Overdrive]

You forgot the coke bottle to wash your poop hole.