Top 5 Sexiest Members of ISH

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Numbero Uno: Big "AL" Jefferson AKA me. Extremely Self-explanatory.

Two: B-Low. Sexual Chocolate, and knows how to treat a woman.
Tips to improve game. Catch a mean streak!

Tres: TMOGE. Film critic, handsome face, good sense of humor.
Strategy: Gain muscle, become more athletic.

4. Randy: Tall, Atheist (excellent choice, the righteous, logical way to go) Athletic, Exceptional knowledge about movies and music.
Strategy: Get handsome-er.

5. A younger me.
Improvements needed: Time. You're perfect as you are you hot young child prodigy, you!


Any disagreements?

Do you want to get on the list?

Post all concerns or adjustments in this thread.

Number one is not up for debate though Nice try hippos.

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1. UDONIS
2. UDONIS
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5. UDONIS

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[IlliniFan]

no homo?

[YAH trick YAH]

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

I can't gain muscle! I've tried!!

I need to start roiding.

[DieHardBullsFan]

why are we posting gay sh*t


question.....

is there any female members?

[evinecz]

[B-Low]

I have a mean streak

[i seen hippos]

JM = beef curtain. ***** always entering him.

[-primetime-]

aquward...

[Good Old Willy]

Not me.

Stop voting for me.

:)

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

I like how he only knows the spanish for 1, 2, and 3, but 4 and 5 are in English.

[reppy]

I have a mean streak

Make this your new avatar.

aquward...

That's the most awkward spelling of "awkward" since the time I spelled it "gasd".

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Glad to see we have some grown-azz men in this thread (You know who you are), and some little boys still making homo jokes here and there (Primetime)

Here let me teach you guys something about women.

It'z a proven fact that 90% of females desire the companionship of 10% of males. The other 10% are "satisfied" with the other 90. Analogize it to extreme capitalism if you will.
It just so happens that guys like TMOGE and B-Low have gradually made their way up to the elite 10%, whereas the rest of the ISH still waddle with the common, ugly fools.

My Advice: Lose weight. Up the hygiene. Find a role model. In my case, myself. Most importantly, CONFIDENCE. Be outgoing. Show he who's boss. Women discreetly conceal how much they love a dominant man in charge. Keep up this attitude with random outbursts of anger and generosity. Spotaneoity is KEY. Lavish her with gifts, one day; take her to the soup kitchen the next (Take notes, hippos!)

Common sense, tis all.

Attacking superiors over the internet shows a huge lack of the 10 letter abstract noun, table-turning beverage in Space Jam on your behalf.

The sooner you accept this the better off you will be.

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

If you schmoes wanna be hawt like me you gotta start brushing your teeth in the shower.