Vujacic to marry Sharapova in Istanbul...

[Wezuz]

To all the guys fantasizing about hot nights with Sharapova in bed, someone who got to know her begs to differ:

http://www.hollyscoop.com/maria-shar...dead-frog.html

He probably just has a small member

[LA_Showtime]

I know she's sexy, but all I think about when her name is mentioned is an old interview where the lead singer of Maroon Five said she was corpse-like in bed.

[rodman91]

I know she's sexy, but all I think about when her name is mentioned is an old interview where the lead singer of Maroon Five said she was corpse-like in bed.

He says they broke up because she doesn't moan in bed like he does. What a creep, can't satisfy her and blame her.

[LA_Showtime]

He says they broke up because she doesn't moan in bed like he does. What a creep, can't satisfy her and blame her.

That would definitely be a turn off. I wouldn't give a shit since I'm an average Joe, but for a guy who's probably ****ed half the girls in California I could see that being a deal breaker, especially since she's probably a stuck-up ho.

[socomberetta]

I thought she was a lesbian?

Anyway good for them.

[Eric Cartman]

Pointy elbows.

6.2/10

Would hit only in a psychedelic state.

[yanix]

slovenian marries russian in turkey = mind blowing

[ballashotcalla]

good job she she.

[ballashotcalla]

Pointy elbows.

6.2/10

Would hit only in a psychedelic state.

but she's loaded up the wazoo.

[Solidape]

Pointy elbows.

6.2/10

Would hit only in a psychedelic state.

[1rkrage]

I thought she was a lesbian?

Anyway good for them.

good for Sasha then

[La Frescobaldi]

Let me tell you something about Slovenia, the land i lived in for most of my childhood. It's divided into two regions, the serbo-latvian sinkhole that is Ljubljana (with products like Dragić, Nesterović)... all fucking weird looking zombies, right? Well, here comes this guy to infiltrate them just to fuck with their Mind. He looks serbo-latvian, they let him play. But he's from Maribor all the way. Getting bullied, called a pussy. Says fuck off to serbo-latvian national team, says fuck off to coaches, is never seen again, elbows Dragic in the face.


Slovenia, the serbo-latvian sinkhole, continues to lose games in last seconds or minutes of games, because they are fappers afraid of a win. Vujacic? Goes and wins it for the Lakers at the end of the most gut-wrenching game of the decade, Game 7 of Lakers-Boston Finals. Cold blooded. Is married to Maria Sharapova. All his haters are all postmen and fucking losers by now. This guy is a killer.

let's not have any trolling whatsoever; let's talk about this deal right here.

Is the fishing great?
Are there mountain meadows?
Is it beautiful there.
Do we see lanes filled with flowers and trees and off into a mountain dell.

truly tell me what is it like there.

[yanix]

better than he married a N*

[PrimeJohnnyDepp]

let's not have any trolling whatsoever; let's talk about this deal right here.

Is the fishing great?
Are there mountain meadows?
Is it beautiful there.
Do we see lanes filled with flowers and trees and off into a mountain dell.

truly tell me what is it like there.

Oh yes here is a nice little mountain meadow.




But people of that region are mental midgets.

No lanes with flowers, this isn't Austria. Go to Austria. Around Salzburg, lower Austria is so nice. If you like darker parts of Skyrim and pure survival, check out Sasha's birthplace, Maribor.

[sipitri]

yup

GOAT handjobs giver.

She could get your dick totally ON FIRE