nba team haiku

[neologism]

Shaq shoots a free throw
somewhere, baby jesus cries
must have been the sweat

[dejordan]

chris paul drives the lane
passes to peja for three
hornets still lack d

[kingreese123]

on basketball court
judge kobe just for his game
he and she know truth

[neologism]

kobe shoots... denied!
aims for the hole... ooh, rare miss
net? no - the booty!

[Targus]

ARCO getttin too loud
Bibby Draining 3's
Artest fighting the crowd!

[neologism]

Lonny Baxter's shot
dead-on. oh well, he'll have fun
with Maurice Clarett

[neologism]

Jarrett Jack is good
Martell Webster is better
shouldve got Chris Paul

[neologism]

keep speedy claxton?
or pick up Bobby Jackson
have fun with the hawwwks

[neologism]

Salim Stoudamire
shoots 3's deeper than Damon
he smokes more weed too

[neologism]

first they lose artest
then peja, then freddy jones?
what next...? besides games

Jasikevicsius?
does that have five syllables?
does anyone care?

Jermaine O'Neal's punch
knocked that motherf*cker out
Stephen Jackson? weak

[neologism]

Sheed versus big Ben
whose numbers will improve
not points: million$

how can you say that?
Ben Wallace: Sell-out? he seemed
so nice about it

Sign Toni Kukoc!
after you sign Qyntel Woods!
not Andrew DeClerQ!

[neologism]

T-Mac's back stiiiill hurts
but they signed Shane Battier:
Team USA's b*tch

[neologism]

Timberwolves are dead.
His name was Malik Sealy.
why not Andray Blatche?

or Jay Williams, God?
i know it's messed up, but why
mess with those T-wolves..?

Crocodile Hunter!?!?
you too?! just for once why not
Just Killed: Tim Duncan


(sorry ms. duncan and all those lame spur bandwagoners)

[neologism]

Kobe Bryant: star!
Vanessa Bryant: not raped
at least: we hope not


Shaquille O'Neal: Big
also: not guilty of rape
unlike sooome Lakers

[bruinballer]

Wooden's legacy
10 NCAA Titles
None for 'SC, though...