Players you want to smack in the face

[Fudge]

Or neck, or ear, I don't know. Anywhere. An eye gouge even.

Mario Chalmers
Chris Paul
Shane Battier

Fcuk these clowns, mang.

[tanner892]

[Black and White]

That bearded guy in Houston thats always running to the opposite end of the floor while on defense.

[Rodmantheman]

Matt Barnes

[Rocketswin2013]

That bearded guy in Houston thats always running to the opposite end of the floor while on defense.

He'd pretty much wreck you in a fight tbh.

[BlazerRed]

Off the top of my head..

CP
Battier
Barea
Griffin
Leflop
Wade
Manu
Harden
Zaza
Beverley

[no pun intended]

Mario Chalmers
Dwyane Wade
Jason Terry
Delonte West

[Black and White]

He'd pretty much wreck you in a fight tbh.

Would he? If he is already suffering from severe whiplash from all his flopping that he does, I would just tug his beard back and maintain pressure on his neck, easy win.

[Rocketswin2013]

Would he? If he is already suffering from severe whiplash from all his flopping that he does, I would just tug his beard back and maintain pressure on his neck, easy win.

Your call

[Milbuck]

James Harden. Brass knuckles straight to the f[COLOR="Black"]uc[/COLOR]king eyes.

[aj1987]

Chalmers.

[Black and White]

Your call

Having that crab infested growth on his face is an easy target, he might make me pass out though because he looks like he smells, plus I wouldn't want his daddy (Rick Ross) to sit on me.

[kamil]

LeBron*
Anthony Bennett
Nick Young
Patrick Beverly
Andrew Bynum

[Eric Cartman]

Definitely Mario Chalmers with Raymond Felton a close second.

[Fudge]

Fatass Glen Davis too.