kobe won't retire until critics say he can play forever

[kennethgriffin]

anyone else feel like if/when kobes 39/40... if the media ranks him 40-50th in the nba and tnt makes another "your retired" commercial even after a solid year of 22-23ppg/5red/4apg.. that kobe will say

"watch this"

and suit up for another 2-3 years.. dropping 20ppg till age 42-43

finally retiring when the media admits he can play at an allstar level for as long as he wants.

i mean seriously. the guy loves a challenge more than michael jordan in virginity betting poker games

[Mr. Incredible]

Sure, while winning nothing.

[OldSkoolball#52]

kobe won't retire until the nba tests for HGH

Fixed

[CanYouDigIt]

[branslowski]

Fixed

Ironic fix Mr. LeBron fan, ironic fix...

[Papaya Petee]

Nope youre stupid

next

[Real Men Wear Green]

Will you go away if I say you can post dumb shit forever?

[kennethgriffin]

Fixed

kobe shows absolutely no signs of hgh usage

atleast not since the 1 single year he had any muscle whatsoever back in 2003


kobe has a supremely thin jaw line

his forhead and temples have no growth. infact his head shape is the same as his rookie year

he weighs 205 pounds

and its not like he hasnt battled through injuries and pain his entire life. a guy you should worry about is lebron whom in reality has never been seriously injured and carries around 150 pounds of muscle


i think kobes longevity is more due to eating the right things. working out twice as much as other people. and having millions of dollars worth of machines and doctors to guide him

when you see guys like vince or tmac getting sloppy in their old age. its more due to being fat lazy a**holes than not having needles in their ass's

[OldSkoolball#52]

kobe has a supremely thin jaw line

his forhead and temples have no growth. infact his head shape is the same as his rookie year

he weighs 205 pounds

Do you know who Ryan Braun is?

[kennethgriffin]

Do you know who Ryan Braun is?

a guy who's 5 inches shorter than kobe yet weighs almost more than him

a guy who hit 40+ homeruns with nearly a .600 slugging percentage





a guy who has legs the size of tree trunks while kobe has twiggy chicken legs







a guy who has a chizzled chest while kobe has absolutely no definition






oh yea.. and a guy whos been tested positive while kobe has never been and is the least likely to fail a test considering his game is built on shooting and when theres much more likely candidates such as lebron, wade, howard

[kennethgriffin]

[GaryRaymond23]

5/5 star thread, would read again.

[inclinerator]

[Project018]

Your love for Kobe is unreal

[dr.hee]

anyone else feel like if/when kobes 39/40... if the media ranks him 40-50th in the nba and tnt makes another "your retired" commercial even after a solid year of 22-23ppg/5red/4apg.. that kobe will say

"watch this"

and suit up for another 2-3 years.. dropping 20ppg till age 42-43

finally retiring when the media admits he can play at an allstar level for as long as he wants.

i mean seriously. the guy loves a challenge more than michael jordan in virginity betting poker games

That makes a lot of sense. If I'm a multiple NBA All-Star/Champion with a shitload of millions on my bank account, earning my money by playing my favorite children's game, the one thing I'm mostly concerned with is..."the critics". Oh, and stupid shit some lifeless losers projecting my success on themselves say on the internet. Of course, what else? How long my body can handle the NBA schedule? Whether I'm motivated or not? Noooooooo way! It's all about "the critics", and the thoughts of some gay skinny Asians stalking their hero.