Kobe: Want to pet my black mamba?
LeBron: Check my $tats
Oden: Here is a pic I took in front of a mirror
Dwight: I'm hung like a horse, they don't call me Dwight-mare for nothing.
Luke Walton: Sup dude
Garnett: I bet you taste like Honey Nut Cheerios
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12-10-2013, 05:02 AM #1Good High School Starter
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12-10-2013, 05:03 AM #2GIVEN NOT EARNED
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Lebron: I'ma take my talents down South
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12-10-2013, 05:04 AM #3Homage to Al Thornton
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Karl Malone: "I'm hunting for little Mexican girls."
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12-10-2013, 05:06 AM #4Good High School Starter
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12-10-2013, 05:11 AM #5I rule the local playground
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Kobe: Get in the van
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12-10-2013, 05:12 AM #6new based god
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Kobe: Hey girl you ever rode a large black man to 3 rings?
Lebron (in bed): I can't get it done by myself, but let me bring in my boys DWade and Bosh...
Jason Kidd: You ever alcohol with a drunk basketball sex?
Rick Harrison: Dat pu$$y? Best I can do is 20 bucks
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12-10-2013, 05:12 AM #7Good High School Starter
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Bonner: "Want to ride the red rocket?"
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12-10-2013, 05:13 AM #8"The One"
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Jason Collins: Can I suck your dick?
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12-10-2013, 05:14 AM #9"The One"
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KD: I'm 90% at the stripe...
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12-10-2013, 05:15 AM #10Good High School Starter
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Magic: Hey girl, want to see my magic johnson?
Darryl Dawkins: Ima give you the chocolate thunder.
Wilt Chamberlain: No no, you misheard. It is Wilt the tilt.
Ray Allen: Kneel before Jesus.
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12-10-2013, 05:15 AM #11I get superstar calls
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But mares aren't "hung" at all. Originally Posted by Out_In_Utah
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12-10-2013, 05:16 AM #12Good High School Starter
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Rudy Gay: "I think there has been a misunderstanding." Originally Posted by Budadiiii
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12-10-2013, 05:16 AM #13NBA Superstar
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12-10-2013, 05:17 AM #14Good High School Starter
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lol, woops, my bad. Incidental Dwight diss! Originally Posted by j3lademaster
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12-10-2013, 05:19 AM #15Banned
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Don't know why i laughed so much but I did. Originally Posted by Hamtaro CP3KDKG
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