****ing hate my life

[SupermanOnSteroids]

When I was 21 I used to have a 19 year old gf. We had been together for months now. Then this guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life. He's my new coworker at my company. I find out he has no money, no place or residence. Joe moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel.

So I decide to open up to him. Keep him in my apartment for weeks. Bro is pretty cool. We play videogames, watch football, drink beer together. This continues for months.

Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant. By all tradition, I have to marry her now. One night while eating out at dinner with my future wife to be I pop the question. She was taken aback. I sensed the hesitation and questioned her. And then it comes out. The baby isn't mine.

A while back Joe had stayed late at the office for some overtime. She admits that she was indeed with Joe that night and she was violated by Joe that night. She isn't ready to make a commitment to me just yet.

I go home in rage. Throw out all of Joe's stuff. I'm thinking I'm gonna kill Joe when he gets home. Joe gets home at 1 am and as soon as he opens the door, I punch him in face. His eye swells up like ball of cotton. He swings at me but I dodge and sweep his leg. He falls down and realizes that he's outmatched fighting Superman. So Joe jumps in his car and hightails it out of there. Haven't seen or heard from him since.

On the phone a month later with my brother, he finally asks why I've been so depressed. I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

[KyleKong]

Alright, you got me.

[Heavincent]

Kind of reminds me of the problems I'm having with my family right now. Don't usually get into personal shit on the internet, but I need to vent.

Basically, me and my dad don't get along, he's pretty much a total asshole. It all started awhile ago. Back when my my mom and dad were together, he started hanging around this older dude who was a total dick, and then he kind of rubbed off on my dad. My mom eventually died, and after that, my dad pretty much just stopped being a decent guy from what I was told, and just became a dick. He didn't even bother raising me, I grew up with my aunt and uncle.

Lately I've been seeing my dad, and I've been trying to work things out with him, but he still just acts like such an asshole. It really hurts because I know he used to be a good guy, he just has some problems. Like, I try to be a normal person around him, but he refuses to act like a ****ing decent human being, and it's really starting to piss me off.

Oh yeah, and I made out with my sister (didn't know she was my sister at the time). Pretty ****ed up, right?

[SupermanOnSteroids]

^^ funny thing dude. I kinda have a similar story.

Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my Mom's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My mom's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

[tomtucker]

Kind of reminds me of the problems I'm having with my family right now. Don't usually get into personal shit on the internet, but I need to vent.

Basically, me and my dad don't get along, he's pretty much a total asshole. It all started awhile ago. Back when my my mom and dad were together, he started hanging around this older dude who was a total dick, and then he kind of rubbed off on my dad. My mom eventually died, and after that, my dad pretty much just stopped being a decent guy from what I was told, and just became a dick. He didn't even bother raising me, I grew up with my aunt and uncle.

Lately I've been seeing my dad, and I've been trying to work things out with him, but he still just acts like such an asshole. It really hurts because I know he used to be a good guy, he just has some problems. Like, I try to be a normal person around him, but he refuses to act like a ****ing decent human being, and it's really starting to piss me off.

Oh yeah, and I made out with my sister (didn't know she was my sister at the time). Pretty ****ed up, right?

alot of talk about di[COLOR="Black"]ck[/COLOR]s and assholes in that post .......

[Cocaine80s]

Wait, when you say violated do you mean raped? If so, i woulda done much worse to that guy than just one punch

[SupermanOnSteroids]

I would have if I ever found out where he come from where he go

[The_Yearning]

Joe did you a favor.

[sweggeh]

Hurts to know that if it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, you would have been married a long time ago.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

****ing cotton eye joe. ****ing hate rednex.

[sweggeh]

****ing cotton eye joe. ****ing hate rednex.

Yeah, Rednex suck. The worst thing is that you can't even get closure. Where did he come from and where did he go? You will never know. Thats the worst thing about this Cotton Eye Joe.

[gts]

Kind of reminds me of the problems I'm having with my family right now. Don't usually get into personal shit on the internet, but I need to vent.

Basically, me and my dad don't get along, he's pretty much a total asshole. It all started awhile ago. Back when my my mom and dad were together, he started hanging around this older dude who was a total dick, and then he kind of rubbed off on my dad. My mom eventually died, and after that, my dad pretty much just stopped being a decent guy from what I was told, and just became a dick. He didn't even bother raising me, I grew up with my aunt and uncle.

Lately I've been seeing my dad, and I've been trying to work things out with him, but he still just acts like such an asshole. It really hurts because I know he used to be a good guy, he just has some problems. Like, I try to be a normal person around him, but he refuses to act like a ****ing decent human being, and it's really starting to piss me off.

Oh yeah, and I made out with my sister (didn't know she was my sister at the time). Pretty ****ed up, right?

did this happen in a Galaxy far far away

[KevinNYC]

****ing cotton eye joe. ****ing hate rednex.

You should try the Skillet Lickers then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFG9eVbkq70

[GimmeThat]

When I was 21 I used to have a 19 year old gf. We had been together for months now. Then this guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life. He's my new coworker at my company. I find out he has no money, no place or residence. Joe moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel.

So I decide to open up to him. Keep him in my apartment for weeks. Bro is pretty cool. We play videogames, watch football, drink beer together. This continues for months.

Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant. By all tradition, I have to marry her now. One night while eating out at dinner with my future wife to be I pop the question. She was taken aback. I sensed the hesitation and questioned her. [COLOR="Red"]And then it comes out. The baby isn't mine. [/COLOR]

A while back Joe had stayed late at the office for some overtime. She admits that she was indeed with Joe that night and she was violated by Joe that night. She isn't ready to make a commitment to me just yet.

I go home in rage. Throw out all of Joe's stuff. I'm thinking I'm gonna kill Joe when he gets home. Joe gets home at 1 am and as soon as he opens the door, I punch him in face. His eye swells up like ball of cotton. He swings at me but I dodge and sweep his leg. He falls down and realizes that he's outmatched fighting Superman. So Joe jumps in his car and hightails it out of there. Haven't seen or heard from him since.

On the phone a month later with my brother, he finally asks why I've been so depressed. I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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[riseagainst]

I have a similar situation. I took a friend of mine in after he was laid off from his job and needed a couch to stay on. I live with my girlfriend, who is white, blonde, curvy with a big tight booty and fat tits. She is very well mannered in public but when it comes to the bedroom, she is an absolute freak. I have always feared/felt insecure about her leaving me because she's super hot and i'm "meh".

One day after i came home from work early by about 2 hours, i was about to unlock the door and i hear some loud thumps coming from inside the house. First thing in my mind was that she's fcking my friend. So i went in quietly and tip toed into where the sound is originating from, the master bedroom. I peek my head in and there she is, getting plowed with her legs spread way apart like a gymnast by my friend. At first i was amazed by the monstrosity that my black friend is packing. His dick is at least 10 inches long and at least 7 inches in girth. It looked like 2 soda cans stacked on top of one another. And boy, my girlfriend getting pounded into oblivion. You can see the wetness guzzling out of her pvssy as he's going balls deep with every long stroke. I look up at her face and it's a look of pain and pleasure and she's moaning and screaming "YES! YES! POUND THAT PVSSY!!"

i wanted to go confront them, but i was already fully hard at this point. So i decided to take out my phone and record the whole thing. I never confronted them and they still keep it a secret from me even though i know. Anyway i uploaded the video onto a porn website and occasionally when i have a BBC fetish i watch it and wank to it.