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  1. 05-07-2015, 06:29 PM #16
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Quote Originally Posted by Hit_Em
    come on ish i was expecting stronger jokes than this
    The only funny post in this shitty thread
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  2. 05-07-2015, 06:33 PM #17
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Would they hire Dirk to be LeBron's executioner since he has prior experience?
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  3. 05-07-2015, 06:52 PM #18
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Quote Originally Posted by Doranku
    Would they hire Dirk to be LeBron's executioner since he has prior experience?
    Lol
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  4. 05-07-2015, 07:20 PM #19
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    He would of course join them

    Considering that Middle East is currently extremly weak (compared to West), he would probably get to Istanbul by the end of the year
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  5. 05-07-2015, 07:23 PM #20
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Quote Originally Posted by ralph_i_el
    They'd make it all the way to the White House then choke
    Too alpha for the White House. The president himself is a puppet. Kinda like Adam Silver is LeBron's puppet. LeBron is the Illuminati of the league
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  6. 05-07-2015, 08:19 PM #21
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    He colludes with them. Then he recruits Mike Miller and James Jones. As long as he doesn't blow up 6 of 24 ppl he'll do just fine.
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  7. 05-07-2015, 08:23 PM #22
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    they would release him the next day after realizing that he can finish the job without more help
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Quote Originally Posted by Hit_Em
    come on ish i was expecting stronger jokes than this
    hatin ass nikka
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  9. 05-07-2015, 09:16 PM #24
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Quote Originally Posted by Trollsmasher
    He would of course join them

    Considering that Middle East is currently extremly weak (compared to West), he would probably get to Istanbul by the end of the year
    Just rename it Bronstantinople
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  10. 05-08-2015, 12:46 AM #25
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    I cant imagine how long the essay of pauk this time
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Quote Originally Posted by ralph_i_el
    Just rename it Bronstantinople
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  12. 05-08-2015, 10:10 AM #27
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    He's taking his talents to Syria.
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  13. 05-08-2015, 10:13 AM #28
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Imagine the press conference that diva would have
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  14. 05-08-2015, 12:27 PM #29
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    You guys could get Jeff in a lot of trouble with this thread. Surprised none of the moderators have picked up on this yet.
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  15. 05-08-2015, 12:57 PM #30
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    Default Re: If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

    Quote Originally Posted by Trollsmasher
    He would of course join them

    Considering that Middle East is currently extremly weak (compared to West), he would probably get to Istanbul by the end of the year
    at this uneducated clown.
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