The New Testament of Ron Artest Quotes

[bhallic24]

Please Sticky this thread. You know there's gonna be a ton of more **** to come outta ronnie's mouth. Dude is fing hilarious.


I'll start off:


"I like David Stern, I think he's from the hood."

- Ron Artest during interview after the Det brawl and meeting with David Stern

[IcanzIIravor]

[Bodhi]

"I'm not a homosexual or nothing like that, but Kobe had no clothes on."

- Ron Artest describing his shower experience with Mr. Bryant.

[lakerfreak]

Media member tells artest after Artest was benched two games shortly before the brawl happened: "Coach Carlisle told us you compromised the integrity of the team"

Artest's response "I dont know what that means".

[bagelred]

"Sure, I killed three guys in da hood one night. But they stole my twinkies. That ain't happening".

What a character.

[unknown101]

I forgot exactly what he said but it was something like

"Brandon Roy is the best player Ive ever went up against"
and...
"Charles Barkley is overrated because he plays no defense"

Not the exact quotes.

[purple8gold]

"Stay focused and stay away from unknown females."

Found this here:
http://www.blazeoflove.com/2009/05/1...st-videos.html

[iamgine]

What character is he? I think he's close to the Michael Scott character.

[simcjt]

"They better not put me in the All-Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?'" -- Ron Artest.

[OG LeeTSkeeT]

"They better not put me in the All -Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?'

for nba quotes:
http://www.shamsports.com/content/pa...uff/quotes.jsp

damn..just noticed same post as above...laggin..

[amfirst]

It has to be, "back in the days we played so rough, my friend got heated that he broke a table foot and threw it into my friend's heart and he died." Something like that.

[brooks_thompson]

the guy is pure gold. i would say he's the best "crazy" personality in sports since he is really no longer a distraction to his team.

screw manny ramirez and chad johnson

[simcjt]

It has to be, "back in the days we played so rough, my friend got heated that he broke a table foot and threw it into my friend's heart and he died." Something like that.

.. i need a source on that sh*t

[YAWN]

.. i need a source on that sh*t

it was vs the lakers in last years playoffs. Post game after the one where he got into kobes face. people researched it, and found out it was indeed a true story though..

[simcjt]

it was vs the lakers in last years playoffs. Post game after the one where he got into kobes face. people researched it, and found out it was indeed a true story though..

I was on the fence but I think Ron is officially my GOAT when it comes to quotes.