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    Default Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Check out @WashWizards's Tweet: https://twitter.com/WashWizards/stat...073356801?s=09

    Beal said he has the best jumping ability on the squad.

    6'7" point guard who can shoot the 3 and dunk like this....for $3m a season
    From the videos I've watched he has a great left-hand and is comfortable driving both ways.
    Wiz finally get a break maybe.
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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Are we witnessing the golden age for light skinned dunkers?

    Lavine, Griffin, Gordon, and now this guy. (Though Gordon and Griffin are half black no?)

    Still, good for the Wiz. This guy gonna play SG/SF?

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Light skinned? Isnt he just straight white?

    Hes doing 50 in the dunk contest shit with ease.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by BigKAT
    Are we witnessing the golden age for light skinned dunkers?

    Lavine, Griffin, Gordon, and now this guy. (Though Gordon and Griffin are half black no?)

    Still, good for the Wiz. This guy gonna play SG/SF?
    Not sure what position he'll play. He was a point guard in Europe. He'll probably be the point guard on the second unit.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by ralph_i_el
    Check out @WashWizards's Tweet: https://twitter.com/WashWizards/stat...073356801?s=09

    Beal said he has the best jumping ability on the squad.

    6'7" point guard who can shoot the 3 and dunk like this....for $3m a season
    From the videos I've watched he has a great left-hand and is comfortable driving both ways.
    Wiz finally get a break maybe.
    Stop being an idiot.

    1. He definitely has the most "bounce" on the Wizards.

    2. He can't shoot 3's for jack shit.

    You guys always sound like the biggest freaking idiots whenever you discuss any European player.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by Kblaze8855
    Light skinned? Isnt he just straight white?

    Hes doing 50 in the dunk contest shit with ease.
    But according to you, "there are no players with athletic ability in Europe".

    And just so you know, Satoransky was not even the most athletic player in EuroLeague.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by ralph_i_el
    Not sure what position he'll play. He was a point guard in Europe. He'll probably be the point guard on the second unit.
    In Europe, he generally handled the ball and ran the offense, but not always, maybe 2/3 of the time.

    However, he hardly ever guarded any point guards. He spent like 90% of the time defending the 2 and 3 position.

    So he was more like a part time point forward in Europe.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    But according to you, "there are no players with athletic ability in Europe".
    Tell you what....

    Show me where I said that...give me an email address to send it to...and ill buy you a 20 dollar amazon gift card today.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    A freak athlete Euro? => must have no handles
    A magician with the ball Euro? => must have no athleticism


    I'm not trying to be mean I just desperately want to see a new European superstar guard who is the total package

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by Euroleague
    Stop being an idiot.

    1. He definitely has the most "bounce" on the Wizards.

    2. He can't shoot 3's for jack shit.

    You guys always sound like the biggest freaking idiots whenever you discuss any European player.
    Well I saw he was shooting like 40% on 2.5 attempts, but then I remembered that Euros shoot from the itty-bitty-baby 3 point line.

    Regardless, he'll get a lot of open attempts if he plays alongside Wall.

    He also looks like the 4th best athlete on the Wiz...

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by ralph_i_el
    Well I saw he was shooting like 40% on 2.5 attempts, but then I remembered that Euros shoot from the itty-bitty-baby 3 point line.

    Regardless, he'll get a lot of open attempts if he plays alongside Wall.

    He also looks like the 4th best athlete on the Wiz...
    You didn't see anything. You looked at stats, without having actually seen him ever play in an actual basketball game.

    I like Satoransky quite a bit, but he's absolutely not a good 3 point shooter. He's more like near being a bad 3 point shooter.

    So he had that percentage....so freaking what?

    The other team always, always, always left him wide open the entire game in half court, and just dared him to shoot, because he was easily the worst shooter of any perimeter player (by a lot) on his team Barca.

    Now with that being said, it's not like he's Bricky Scrubio bad at shooting. As you said, he will at least make a decent clip of those wide open shots, so nothing as bad as Bricky.

    But remember, those were wide open shots with the defense daring him to shoot by design. If a defense choose to actually guard him - he can't hit jack shit with an outside jumper.

    It has literally zero to do with the distance of the 3 point line.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    One of the greatest players in Euroleague history. So excited he finally decided to go pro.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by Euroleague
    You didn't see anything. You looked at stats, without having actually seen him ever play in an actual basketball game.

    I like Satoransky quite a bit, but he's absolutely not a good 3 point shooter. He's more like near being a bad 3 point shooter.

    So he had that percentage....so freaking what?

    The other team always, always, always left him wide open the entire game in half court, and just dared him to shoot, because he was easily the worst shooter of any perimeter player (by a lot) on his team Barca.

    Now with that being said, it's not like he's Bricky Scrubio bad at shooting. As you said, he will at least make a decent clip of those wide open shots, so nothing as bad as Bricky.

    But remember, those were wide open shots with the defense daring him to shoot by design. If a defense choose to actually guard him - he can't hit jack shit with an outside jumper.

    It has literally zero to do with the distance of the 3 point line.
    He is a bad 3 point shooter and he shot 40% at decent volume?

    Whoa, what is average 3pt% in Europe? It must be close to 70%. Let's bring in more Europians!

    You are a freaking idiot.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by Human Error
    He is a bad 3 point shooter and he shot 40% at decent volume?

    Whoa, what is average 3pt% in Europe? It must be close to 70%. Let's bring in more Europians!

    You are a freaking idiot.
    You are a moron. Yes, he is a bad 3 point shooter, which is why every single team left him wide open all game long in Europe.

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    Default Re: Satoransky may have the most bounce on the Wiz

    Quote Originally Posted by Milbuck
    One of the greatest players in Euroleague history. So excited he finally decided to go pro.


    Tomas Satoransky among European players in Europe rank all time........


    = probably something like top 5,000

    Giannis Antetokounmpo among European players in Europe rank all time...


    = probably something like top 50,000

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