Joakim Noah vs. Biblical Noah

[King Lebron LBJ]

one survived elimination, one won't.

[TennesseeFan]

This thread was hilarious though

[Go Getter]

I lol'd at DukeDelonte

[BlueandGold]

"23Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

25When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, "Who then can be saved?"

26Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
27Peter answered him, "We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?"

28Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. 29And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother[f] or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. 30But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first."

Matthew 19 23-28

Take from it what you will.

Speaking from a strictly literature type perspective, that kind of writing is extremely general/universal type stuff that is intended to be all-inclusive to everyone to draw in as many people as it can. Reminds me a lot of the cult-based writings that were indicative of the 70s cult culture like that of Jim Jones and Jonestown.

[Glide2keva]

nice one


at least bulls noah keeps it real, biblical noah is a fictional character

Truth!

[Glide2keva]

Whatever you think.

Its historical documentiation, with the birth, death and ressurection of Christ verifiying all of it 2,000 years ago.

Fact? The Three Pigs is more historical fact than the bible is.

[ezzy]

i know a jesus from cleveland, and he'd probably shoot noah if he came around talkin' that smack. there's a lot of jesus' around here.

i wish anyone that's not been to more than 20 cities or 5 countries would stop trying to crack on cleveland. bunch of the usual suburban ISH ignorance. i'll put my city against yours, cuz i know how i rate things, and i've been around and know that if you know what's up, clevo is a fine place. going to an airport or a funeral or a trade show once does not make you some expert on some place.

the only depression in cleveland is the realization of how fugged up things are. if you are somewhere where you think it's that much better you are kidding yourself. look around, it's all ghetto. it's how you spend your time that's important. no sweat off my back though.

[Disaprine]

at the attention whoring atheists in this site

[BrentISballin]

Religion aside common sense tells us that it is impossible to collect two of every animal known to man and put them on a ship.

Impossible? Really? How long did it take you to develop that, come on guy. Impossible is nothing to God.

[lpublic_enemyl]

Impossible? Really? How long did it take you to develop that, come on guy. Impossible is nothing to God.

addidas

[Dave3]

With that said the bible is a bunch of fables....and it's so contradictoryl that it';s not even funny.

I don't want to get into any religious debate, but just wanted to point out that there aren't any actual contradictions if you're taking things in context. That is all. Have a nice day.

[RainierBeachPoet]

one boxes out nba beasts in the key;

the other boxes beasts onto an ark

[crisoner]

I prefer this Noah over both...

[icewill36]

lol @ anyone believing in the story of noahs ark....

how did animals native only to australia get on the ark ??? did they swim across the ocean to get there ??

if there were only two, are all animals products of incest ??

how did all of these animals co-exist on a big boat without eating each other ???

how did they keep the boat sanitary ??? thats alot of sh!t to clean up LOL

LMFAO @ anyone who believes that non-sense

[G.O.A.T]

lol @ anyone believing in the story of noahs ark....

how did animals native only to australia get on the ark ??? did they swim across the ocean to get there ??

if there were only two, are all animals products of incest ??

how did all of these animals co-exist on a big boat without eating each other ???

how did they keep the boat sanitary ??? thats alot of sh!t to clean up LOL

LMFAO @ anyone who believes that non-sense

I wish there was a TV show where people could ask these questions to people who do believe in things like the story of Noah's Ark.