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Old 05-14-2019, 12:44 AM   #31
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Ivanka Trump is the hottest woman you’ve ever seen?

No, of course not... but that was never the point. She's a common name that we'd both know, dingus. And as far as my tastes? Oh yeah, she's definitely top 1%. Higher than that, probably.
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Old 05-14-2019, 06:38 AM   #32
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No, of course not... but that was never the point. She's a common name that we'd both know, dingus. And as far as my tastes? Oh yeah, she's definitely top 1%. Higher than that, probably.
Shitty taste in women or you live in place full of ugly women...
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:11 AM   #33
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Shitty taste in women or you live in place full of ugly women...

Hal: You screwed me, man. I had a beautiful, caring, funny, intelligent woman, and you made her disappear!

Mauricio: No, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear. There's a difference. It's called "reality".

Hal: Hey, if you can see something and hear it and smell it. What keeps it from being real?

Mauricio: Third party perspective? Other people agreeing that its real?

Hal: Okay, let me ask you a question. Whose the all time love of your life?

Mauricio: Wonder Woman.

Hal: Okay, well lets say Wonder Woman falls in love with you, right? Would it bother you if the rest of the world didn't find her attractive?

Mauricio: Not at all. Cause I know they'd be wrong.

Hal: That's what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knockout! I don't care what anybody else saw!

Mauricio: [realizing] Geez, I never thought about it that way. [laughs] Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?
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Old 05-14-2019, 04:29 PM   #34
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If my cousin is hot you damn sure allah akbar
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if you think ivanka is particularly attractive or anything more than average then you must live in texas among the fatties, or in mississipi where a full set of teeth is a rare and unique luxury
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Old 05-14-2019, 04:42 PM   #36
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Old 05-14-2019, 04:46 PM   #37
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what has 8 pairs of arms, 8 pairs of legs, 8 pairs of eyes, and 3 teeth in total?






the average wait staff at a mississipi diner



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Old 05-16-2019, 02:17 PM   #38
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god dammit they banned abortions in alabama what's next they're going to ban abortions in mississippi now too?


it's not like the world needs more tanners or cletuses running around
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Old 05-16-2019, 02:26 PM   #39
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god dammit they banned abortions in alabama what's next they're going to ban abortions in mississippi now too?


it's not like the world needs more tanners or cletuses running around
Damn right, we've enough inbred Abdullahs and Mustafas running around in the ME apparently...
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Damn right, we've enough inbred Abdullahs and Mustafas running around in the ME apparently...
planning to jump a fence today there buddy?
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Old 05-16-2019, 02:30 PM   #41
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planning to jump a fence today there buddy?
No need too...

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And why does it bother you that I mentioned that there is a lot of inbreeding in the Middle East? One, its a fact, two, aren't you African? Why get triggered by my comment
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Old 05-16-2019, 02:32 PM   #42
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No need too...

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And why does it bother you that I mentioned that there is a lot of inbreeding in the Middle East? One, its a fact, two, aren't you African? Why get triggered by my comment
Don't get triggered son it's all in good fun. You're the guy who called himself a christian crusader (good lord) - of course I'll make fun of you.
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Old 05-16-2019, 02:44 PM   #43
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Don't get triggered son it's all in good fun. You're the guy who called himself a christian crusader (good lord) - of course I'll make fun of you.
Well I did go to a Catholic school and our team's name was the Sacred Heart Crusaders

You also claimed to be not very religious but you get triggered to no end when someone talks shit about Islam. Back when I was agnostic, if people said shit about Catholicism, it wouldn't get my undies all bunched up
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Well I did go to a Catholic school and our team's name was the Sacred Heart Crusaders

You also claimed to be not very religious but you get triggered to no end when someone talks shit about Islam. Back when I was agnostic, if people said shit about Catholicism, it wouldn't get my undies all bunched up
correct, I'm not super religious. sacred heart crusaders I bet you guys lost every game with a name like that.


hey you're the one that responded to me and initiated the conversation so I'm not sure what you're going on about. what did you expect?
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correct, I'm not super religious. sacred heart crusaders I bet you guys lost every game with a name like that.


hey you're the one that responded to me and initiated the conversation so I'm not sure what you're going on about. what did you expect?
Actually, our hoops team won the city school title one year when I was there and came in second another time

To clarify, I wasn't on the team but there were a bunch of Croatians and Serbian kids on the team and we've all seen that they can hoop, beat a bunch of inner city kids too.
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