How do I get rich and successful friends?

[Nick Young]

it doesnt work like that sorry. you could try the jewish thing though

you gotta be born one of us, we don't let in just any scrub, except Farmar doe

[Akrazotile]

Become Jewish and hit up the temples

Sorry, all full.

I believe Scientology is hiring though.

[TheReal Kendall]

Go to swinger parties. A lot of rich people are into this

[Bandito]

If I want to be successful, one of the main ways to accelerate the process would be to associate with rich successful people who have been there and done it, so that their ideas and experiences rub off onto me. It is a known fact that a person is often financially and mentally the average of the 5 people that are closest to them. If I keep associating with guys like me who haven't made a name for themselves and have no real ideas for life then it is a bad influence which can adversely affect my potential. So where would I go to associate with successful people, and how could I ingratiate myself into their group?

Buy them uggs and an Ipad

[ForeverHeat]

Buy them uggs and an Ipad

[ForeverHeat]

I actually have a jewish friend, I might try and get him to get me in with his social group.

EDIT: Well I actually wouldn't say friend, more like frenemy and we're not really talking at the moment but its worth a shot.

[Derka]

Give terrific blowjobs.

[oarabbus]

How to get rich and successful friends:

Be born rich (easiest method)
Back in HS, made friends with the rich kids
In college, make friends with rich/successful people
Post college... get lucky and make friends with someone rich or work insanely hard and get insanely lucky and become rich

[Akrazotile]

I actually have a jewish friend, I might try and get him to get me in with his social group.

EDIT: Well I actually wouldn't say friend, more like frenemy and we're not really talking at the moment but its worth a shot.

Why, did he ban one of your other accounts?

[AI Thornton]

It is a known fact that a person is often financially and mentally the average of the 5 people that are closest to them.

Fact huh? Good job lowering the IQ of the 5 closest people to you.

[ForeverHeat]

Why, did he ban one of your other accounts?

Inb4 Jeff edits that post

[ILLsmak]

If I want to be successful, one of the main ways to accelerate the process would be to associate with rich successful people who have been there and done it, so that their ideas and experiences rub off onto me. It is a known fact that a person is often financially and mentally the average of the 5 people that are closest to them. If I keep associating with guys like me who haven't made a name for themselves and have no real ideas for life then it is a bad influence which can adversely affect my potential. So where would I go to associate with successful people, and how could I ingratiate myself into their group?

sobeta.

I think it's true tho if you keep associating with guys like you then you won't go anywhere in life.

-Smak

[Done_And_Done]

Nothing comes easy in life my friend. This positive influence you're referring to can be found in books. Read... Set goals... Visualize... Manifest