37 Kobe quotes for Kobe's 37th birthday

[20Four]

"I may be crazy or sick in the head, but I still feel like we're going to win this series." Kobe in May 2011 after falling behind 3-0 against Dallas

Proceeds to lose the next game by 36 points.

Better than this:

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[Levity]

he NEVER says shit because... What exactly is LaZyEyE gonna say?

lulz

[West-Side]

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[20Four]

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[JT123]

In 2013, Kobe played spectacular and tore his achilles.
How was he full of shit? The refs carried that dysfunctional Laker team on their backs to the playoffs, where they got swept by SA while Kobe and half the team were out.

fixed that for ya. Kobe had a nice individual season, but seeing as how a Finals appearance was supposed to be the worst case scenario for that team he vastly underachieved. The goal is to win games, not put up nice stats. Kobe doesn't get bonus points for underachieving half the season, and then doing what he was supposed to be doing the whole time after the all star break.
Also you Kobe fan boys need to stop acting like Kobe was the only player who was injured during that first round series. Nash, Metta, Meeks, and a few other players were also out.

[AnaheimLakers24]

White girls are useless. Kobe knows they are basically jizz rags.

[TheBigVeto]

abridged version

Detective Winters: Okay. Um, I'll be blunt with you. Did you have sexual intercourse with her?
Bryant: No
Detective Winters: We've got physical evidence.
Bryant: Okay
Detective Loya: Just be straight up. We're not gonna tell your wife or anything like that. Did you have sexual intercourse with her?
Bryant: Uh, this is what I need to know, because uh, I did have sexual intercourse with her. Cause I was... (inaudible)
Detective Loya: Was it consensual?
Bryant: It was totally consensual.

later

Detective Loya: Did you ever ask her if you wanted, if you could *** on her face?
Bryant: Yes. That's when she said no. That's when she said no. That's when she said no.

full transcript here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/ko...terview?page=0

ESPN's credibility is further shot after blatantly missing this memorable interview in the list. That's like missing Michael Jordan in the top 3 GOAT Basketball players list.