Student: Can I go the the bathroom?

[Dr Seuss]

Teacher: I dont know. Can you?

Student: Sorry Ms bitch. May I??

Let's list those inane practices our parents/teachers/etc made us do as children.

[ArbitraryWater]

lol


good one

[rufuspaul]

Student: Where's the bathroom at?

Teacher: We don't end our sentences with prepositions.

Student: Where's the bathroom at asshole?

[diamenz]

Student: Where's the bathroom at?

Teacher: We don't end our sentences with prepositions.

Student: Where's the bathroom at asshole?

lmao

[Levity]

Student: Where's the bathroom at?

Teacher: We don't end our sentences with prepositions.

Student: Where's the bathroom at asshole?

[Rocket]

Student: Where's the bathroom at?

Teacher: We don't end our sentences with prepositions.

Student: Where's the bathroom at asshole?

[Jasper]

Student: Can I go the the bathroom?

must be a student. /

[ArbitraryWater]

Student: Can I go the the bathroom?

must be a student. /

Lmao, it's actually surprising you caught that, as obvious as it is.

Our mind skips that.

[Celtics 1825]

Teacher: "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do"
Then it shouldn't tell me when I have to arrive either

[egokiller]

In what era is the student asking the question?

[highwhey]

Teacher: "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do"
Then it shouldn't tell me when I have to arrive either

they were so wrong for that one. i once roasted a teacher bc i she would often release us 5-10 minutes after the bell and this was in 8th grade, even after we had taken our state tests and there was a month or so left before summer break. you know, the period of waste, where we watch movies and not learn anything.

finally got fed up with it and told her i intended to leave at the bell.

bell rings, it

[Prometheus]

[QUOTE=highwhey]they were so wrong for that one. i once roasted a teacher bc i she would often release us 5-10 minutes after the bell and this was in 8th grade, even after we had taken our state tests and there was a month or so left before summer break. you know, the period of waste, where we watch movies and not learn anything.

finally got fed up with it and told her i intended to leave at the bell.

bell rings, it

[1987_Lakers]

I'll never forget one time in 7th grade we had this one hot teacher with big tits as a substitute, we had to go up and make a presentation to the class, me and a friend dared another friend to say something like "Sorry Miss, I can't make the presentation because your boobs are distracting me" when it was his turn to make the presentation. He goes up in front of the entire class and actually says it. The whole class just let out a huge gasp of shock and the teacher who was also shocked said something like "That was very inappropriate". Me and the friend who dared him to say it were just laughing our asses off.

The friend who made that remark ended up getting suspended for a week.

[highwhey]

Did you go to public school? No teacher EVER tried shit like that where I grew up lmao. They were scared of the kids.

"Stay in your seat!"

"Nah, I'm good. **** this class and **** you too."

that's a single memory I have of my friend Bucky walking out of Mr. K's class just because he felt like it. But it's prototypical of my middle school years. We gave no f*cks.

yeah public. this teacher had a big stick up her ass tho, long suspected her of being a lesbo.

we had a school resource officer that would take care of headcases like that tho.

principal quit one day, no goodbye or anything

[Prometheus]

I'll never forget one time in 7th grade we had this one hot teacher with big tits as a substitute, we had to go up and make a presentation to the class, me and a friend dared another friend to say something like "Sorry Miss, I can't make the presentation because your boobs are distracting me" when it was his turn to make the presentation. He goes up in front of the entire class and actually says it. The whole class just let out a huge gasp of shock and the teacher who was also shocked said something like "That was very inappropriate". Me and the friend who dared him to say it were just laughing our asses off.

The friend who made that remark ended up getting suspended for a week.

A memory he will cherish forever.

And they rewarded him a week vacation for being so courageous.

Sometimes this world is just.