Eminem-Big Weenie

[BigBoss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmQtxX31wMM

I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're mean mean man

[Chorus]
You are just jealous of me
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of me
Cuz I'm what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so ****in' jealous
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Ok, now I need your undivided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension
From the moment that I enter into the room
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned?
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I forgot who or what it was, I ****ed up
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I ****ed up ain't it?
But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth, ok?
You're droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the **** you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum
Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
It's my own insecurity!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here?
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how about now?
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
You look like I sound like singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous
My point is this
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...

[Chorus]

This song is a hot mess and why Eminem is NOT a top 5 all-time. Half his catalogue is garbage like this.

[Akrazotile]

You are just jealous of him
Cuz you, you just can't do what he do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About him cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of him
Cuz hes what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[oarabbus]

You are just jealous of him
Cuz you, you just can't do what he do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things
About him cuz you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only cuz you're
Just really jealous of him
Cuz hes what you want to be
So you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things
Cuz it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[joe]

Them last two albums didnt count, Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing em out

[LongLiveTheKing]

Them last two albums didnt count, Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing em out

Relapse was great

[MP.Trey]

Relapse was great

Relapse is a mad underrated concept album. The accents get a little tiring but it's definitely better than Recovery, which was trash.

[BigBoss]

Them last two albums didnt count, Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing em out

Relapse was the beginning of the just rhyme for the sake of rhyming Eminem began.

60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxia
After they sip piss through Christopher Reeves sippy cup
Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxipads
Enough oxi-cotton to send a ****ing ox to rehab
Whack job in the back in a black stocking cap
Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (He can't say that)
Yes he can, I just did ******, now guess again
Better text message your next of kin, tell em shits about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
Throw a ****ing lesbian into wet cement
Faggidy, faggidy, fagidy, ragidy Ann and Andy,
NO! Ragidy, Andy and Andy
NO! It can't be, it can't be
Yes it can be, the ****ing Antichrist back Danny and Satan in black satin panties
This is Amityville, calamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with Xanax
Through every nook and cranny looking for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk
Negligee lookie
Razor blades with me to make you bleed,
Cases of Maybelline make-up laying on the table of weed
Slim Shady shit sounds like a fable to me
Until he jumps out of the ****ing toilet when you're taking a pee.

[DonDadda59]

Eminem is grossly overrated because he's White. No Racist.

He's churned out a lot of straight garbage material during the course of his career.

[Quizno]

eminem is ****ing terrible

[Akrazotile]

Eminem is grossly overrated because he's White. No Racist.

He's churned out a lot of straight garbage material during the course of his career.

His albums are def overrated bc hes white, and theyre geared toward rebellious suburban white kids. Which even tho thats precisely what I was myself, I never cared for that style of rap. "when I was six my mother took my bike away bc i murderer my guniea pig and stuck him in the microwave"


But hes spit some crazy hard features on other peoples albums. He can rap with anyone and is easily one of the most talented lyricists ever. So from that standpoint hes not really overrated. But his album catalogue is grossly overrated. Aside from a song here or there on each I dont even find them listenable.

[DonDadda59]

His albums are def overrated bc hes white, and theyre geared toward rebellious suburban white kids. Which even tho thats precisely what I was myself, I never cared for that style of rap. "when I was six my mother took my bike away bc i murderer my guniea pig and stuck him in the microwave"


But hes spit some crazy hard features on other peoples albums. He can rap with anyone and is easily one of the most talented lyricists ever. So from that standpoint hes not really overrated. But his album catalogue is grossly overrated. Aside from a song here or there on each I dont even find them listenable.

I agree, there's no denying his talent. I think he's more geared toward battle rap and 'freestyling' than he is to making more traditional tracks. Always said he's just a White Canibus.

That damn annoying Cartman voice he always does really angers up the blood.

[Budadiiii]

His first three albums are arguably the greatest in the genres history.

Recovery is somewhere in the top 10, the 8 mile soundtrack is legendary, and MMLP2 is a lyrical masterpiece

Eminem is easily number 1 and racist black people are rightfully upset that he dominated the one thing they can relate to, rap music.

Even Em's throwaway songs are better than anything you hear today from black artists

[Akrazotile]

His first three albums are arguably the greatest in the genres history.

Recovery is somewhere in the top 10, the 8 mile soundtrack is legendary, and MMLP2 is a lyrical masterpiece

Eminem is easily number 1 and racist black people are rightfully upset that he dominated the one thing they can relate to, rap music.

Even Em's throwaway songs are better than anything you hear today from black artists

[Budadiiii]

Salty [COLOR="Black"]wigge[/COLOR]r confirmed.

You're not black, stop trying to fit in with their community by posting garbage opinions about Em, since that's what those idiots do best.

Oh he's white? Must be overrated. No.... if anything, he's underrated. Imagine if a black dude came out with an alter ego and produced the type of hits he has, all the while having insane freestyle ability and GOAT level technical abilities in terms of writing and actually spitting.

He's the whole package. Technical skill and MEGA hits that will last the test of time.

Maybe if you listened to "lose yourself" more often youda actually made something of yourself, you f[COLOR="Black"]uckin[/COLOR]g quitter.

[DonDadda59]

His first three albums are arguably the greatest in the genres history.

Recovery is somewhere in the top 10, the 8 mile soundtrack is legendary, and MMLP2 is a lyrical masterpiece

Eminem is easily number 1 and racist black people are rightfully upset that he dominated the one thing they can relate to, rap music.

Even Em's throwaway songs are better than anything you hear today from black artists

This is some top notch stand up material. Let me know when your special is up on Netflix.