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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    This should become an official stat and remain so forever.

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    If you understand basketball you would know that the Kobe assist is actually a good thing (when done by Kobe). When done by imitators it is awful.

    He was so good that teams would shade their entire defense to him. And predictably he would shoot anyways. This allowed teammates like Pau and Odom to become excellent offensive Rebounders.

    In the playoffs u need this sort of predictability.

    It is why Bron struggles. Some games he shoots a lot and some games he passes to a scrub to take an important shot. This leaves teammates confused about their role.

    Exception was this last playoffs. He shot jacked like Kobe and the scrubs fit much better around him. They did excellent (made finals).

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan
    Delonte west got lebron's mom to assist him with a few things...

    ^

    Perhaps this guy is Mr Jabbar after all

    And I am not talking about the goat himself, I am talking about that fat slob from his stepfather's basement

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Do they really keep track of this? Where can I find the numbers?

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by Gus Hemmingway
    Who else gets coined a stat on missing buckets, Kobe
    Pretty sure it was originally the Iverson assist in the early 2000s, but I could be wrong.

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrei89
    ^

    Perhaps this guy is Mr Jabbar after all

    And I am not talking about the goat himself, I am talking about that fat slob from his stepfather's basement
    ^ Why do posters who live in their grandmother's basement like Andrei89 poke fun at someone else who lives in his stepfather's basement as if it's somehow less laughable?

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by DaOldLion
    no its not and if you understood basketball at all you would realize this

    a "Kobe assist" is simply a shot that falls smoothly off the rim making it easier to rebound offensively. Instead of clanking the shot and having the rebound go further back - making it easier for the defense to rebound - a "Kobe assist" falls gently off the rim giving the bigs a better chance at rebounding the miss for an easy put-back
    Actually, it is the total opposite

    Usually, the defender is between the offensive player and the rim.

    Which is why three pointers (more force on the ball creating a longer bounce of the rim) are easier to offensive rebound off of than short shots.

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrei89
    ^

    Perhaps this guy is Mr Jabbar after all

    And I am not talking about the goat himself, I am talking about that fat slob from his stepfather's basement
    no one cares about lebron anymore

    get over it

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by stephanieg
    Pretty sure it was originally the Iverson assist in the early 2000s, but I could be wrong.
    yup

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Is there an official NBA stat tracker for the kb12 assist?

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by LAmbruh
    Is there an official NBA stat tracker for the kb12 assist?
    Definitley should be

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    Quote Originally Posted by LAmbruh
    Is there an official NBA stat tracker for the kb12 assist?

    Not directly but if you look at the collective Win Shares of each team’s big men in meaningful games, it gives you an idea of how much their highest usage player is dishing Kobe dimes.

    For instance if you look at Gasol leading his team in WinShare over a finals, you can work the math backward and reach the conclusion that Kobe shot 6-24 in Gm 7.

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    [QUOTE=FultzNationRISE]Not directly but if you look at the collective Win Shares of each team

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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    From 2015 r/nba



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    Default Re: "The Kobe Assist" = Biggest subliminal diss in NBA history

    The kobe assist is similar to the kobe while shooting trash in a bin. Cam we get some stats on who was more accurate ? Kobe or the office worker shooting paper. It would be a good analisys

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