ISH i just hired a hooker

[TheSilentKiller]

you should probably finish whatever porn it is your watching and let us know if there are any interesting plot twists.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

no permission to tape. hold your weiners and i'll give the synopsis.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

don't wanna get gashed by the pimp. ya know im sayin

[ace23]

don't wanna get gashed by the pimp. ya know im sayin

Bitch

[ArbitraryWater]

OMG. Knock on the door. she's here. what do i do now?

I'd probably open the door at this point.. to kick things off, ya know

[Budadiiii]

I'd probably open the door at this point.. to kick things off, ya know

You're about 25 minutes late moron

[TylerOO]

my homies used backpage a few times. ull be straight. she may not look like the pic but shell be aight

[SupermanOnSteroids]

aaahhhhhhhhhh

[SupermanOnSteroids]

was tempted to ask ISH about what to do when she was naked and then again when my penor was inside her. resisted the urge and let her do the guiding. a few minutes of humping later she said she didn't want to waste any more time and pulled out a giant dildo and shove it up my ass. i was hesistant at first but accepted it and opened up to it as she slid it in and out of my ass. pooping was really easy afterwards.

[Budadiiii]

was tempted to ask ISH about what to do when she was naked and then again when my penor was inside her. resisted the urge and let her do the guiding. a few minutes of humping later she said she didn't want to waste any more time and pulled out a giant dildo and shove it up my ass. i was hesistant at first but accepted it and opened up to it as she slid it in and out of my ass. pooping was really easy afterwards.

Pooping should always be easy. Are your bowel movements massive and hard for some reason?

Try more salads and a stool softener. You shouldn't need to have a dildo shoved up your asshole to have an easier time shitting.

[GreggPopazit]

OMG. Knock on the door. she's here. what do i do now?

Get a knife.

[BuGzBuNNy]

Best site to hire a hooker?

Asking for a friend.

Depending on where you live...and assuming you're not dumb enough to fall for an obvious sting operation and/or setup..using backpage can be about as easy as ordering pizza.

[Nastradamus]

Depending on where you live...and assuming you're not dumb enough to fall for an obvious sting operation and/or setup..using backpage can be about as easy as ordering pizza.

How do you tell the obvious stings?

[BuGzBuNNy]

How do you tell the obvious stings?

I think its rare for law enforcement to post ads on a site like bp. But, it should be common sense to stay away from ads with professional photos. You also know that an ad posted by law enforcement would not discriminate - many girls (usually because of their pimp) will say on their ad that they don't see "AA", etc. Google the number..if they've posted an ad before you should get some results. There are also sites like ECCIE where you might find that the girl has been reviewed before.

[SupermanOnSteroids]

ish i think i got herpes. what do i do now?