Is Steph Curry Kobe Bryant's bastard son?

[kennethgriffin]

Seeing how Steph Curry is 27 and Kobe is 37.
I think it very implausible seeing that Kobe was 9 when Steph was conceived.

puberty doesnt have a set age. it varies


you could theoretically become pregnant or impregnate someone as early as 7 or 8

[AnaheimLakers24]

9 year old Kobe was no mere "boy"

[STATUTORY]

puberty doesnt have a set age. it varies


you could theoretically become pregnant or impregnate someone as early as 7 or 8

Kobe could for sure, Lebron probably couldn't impregnate a grown woman till recent advances in utero technology

[LakersForlife]

dude kobe must have finsihed of someone in bed at the age of 9 with those clutch genes he even make clutch babies

[Horatio33]

I know everyone says Dell Curry is Steph's dad but the more Steph plays, it becomes clearer that this can't be true.

The clutchness in Curry comes directly from the same blood that flows through the Black Mamba. Curry is a ruthless killer on the court and this was not inherited from Dell. The only person he could have inherited this killer instinct from is Kobe.


I would not be surprised if a DNA test is done in the future and it turns out that Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard offspring.

Do you think Steph Curry is Kobe's bastard son?

No, Curry's shooting percentages are much higher, and Curry is a team player

[!@#$%Vectors!@#]

dude kobe must have finsihed of someone in bed at the age of 9 with those clutch genes he even make clutch babies

[PsychoBe]

godbe impregnated the virgin mother curry because he foresaw that the league would be in great peril in the future (bran team-hopping) and he would be too old to do anything about it.

fortunately, his only son steph curry has grown up to be the player that he was destined to be and has saved the league as godbe has previously foreseen.



how great is our godbe

[Gileraracer]

Let me check.

Dell Curry
Kobe Bryant





Steph Curry




Hmmmm... don't know whos son he is