ITT: Post Jokes Only NBA Fans Will Understand

[Scholar]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

[SpecialQue]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

[I<3NBA]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

[305Baller]

Empty stats... My wife's orgasms.

[Inferno]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

[moe94]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

[Spaulding]

Practice.

[Fresh Kid]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

[mans1ay3r]

Jason Collins walked into the Bradley Center, walked out a short bit later and said, "Wow! It's so cheap in there! I only blew 3 Bucks!"

/thread

[Vancouver-Grizz]

Saw this awhile ago.


What is the difference between Kobe and Time?


A: Time passes



2012 Olympic team:

Ten Men, One Dream, Nineteen eyebrows.

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[rmt]

Not a joke only NBA fans will understand, but a Kobe/Spurs joke:


Kobe Bryant, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
faded Los Angeles Laker's flag in the window. "This house is yours for
eternity, Kobe," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a
house up here."


Kobe felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a brilliant Black, Silver & White, sidewalk, a
50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous San Antonio Spurs flag, and in
every window a Spurs logo.


Kobe looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question: I won 3(edit 5) NBA Championships, more awards than I can
remember and am one of the greatest players of all time."

God said "So what do you want to know, Kobe?"

"Well, why does Tim Duncan get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "Kobe, that's not Tim's house, ..it's MINE."

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