Revenge: Man Buys House Next To Ex-Wife...LOL

[BRabbiT]

A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her.

According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his new girlfriend Tiffany.

He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house.

As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.

"Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol."

Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.

"Its hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.

When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!"

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nice

[ace23]

How does he have that much money and still care about some bitch?

[Jameerthefear]

How does he have that much money and still care about some bitch?

This. This guy is just pitiful.

[bigkingsfan]

How does he have that much money and still care about some bitch?

Probably because she took half of it.

[ace23]

Probably because she took half of it.

Good point.

[9erempiree]

He is going to be forced to take it down, as it is an eye sore.

[Myth]

He is going to be forced to take it down, as it is an eye sore.

Ah, but the genius of it is that there is a backing that makes it so other neighbors can't see it as well.

[red1]

simultaneously hilarious and pathetic

[TheReal Kendall]

Waste of time and energy.

Just move on with your damn life and be happy.

His girlfriend can't be happy with his obsession unless she just there for the money.

[Myth]

simultaneously hilarious and pathetic

Agreed.

[MavsSuperFan]

Waste of time and energy.

Just move on with your damn life and be happy.

His girlfriend can't be happy with his obsession unless she just there for the money.

just guessing here, but I think he is pissed that she got a huge chunk of his money in the divorce and he also probably has to pay her alimony.

He probably would be able to get over it if he didnt have to write her a huge check every month for nothing.

He is trying to lower her quality of life out of spite.

There is one couple I know, that I think would actually still be friends, if money wasnt involved.

[Myth]

just guessing here, but I think he is pissed that she got a huge chunk of his money in the divorce and he also probably has to pay her alimony.

He probably would be able to get over it if he didnt have to write her a huge check every month for nothing.

He is trying to lower her quality of life out of spite.

There is one couple I know, that I think would actually still be friends, if money wasnt involved.

Good point. I just took a second to think of an ex where things didn't end great. I'm easily over her, but I imagine I would f*cking hate her if every month I had to write her a big check.

[bagelred]

simultaneously hilarious and pathetic

Just pathetic I think.

[TheReal Kendall]

just guessing here, but I think he is pissed that she got a huge chunk of his money in the divorce and he also probably has to pay her alimony.

He probably would be able to get over it if he didnt have to write her a huge check every month for nothing.

He is trying to lower her quality of life out of spite.

There is one couple I know, that I think would actually still be friends, if money wasnt involved.

Even so he's wasting even more money trying to piss her off.

Like they say it's cheaper to keep her.

[hateraid]

maybe i got a twisted sense of humor but I love it!