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    Default The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    [Quote]When you let forth a big, embarrassing yawn during a boring lecture or concert, you succumb to a reflex so universal among animals that Charles Darwin mentioned it in his field notes.

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    i yawn for hours sometimes

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    My life has consisted of 1 continuous yawn. That is why I mostly communicate via body language and text.

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Cover your mouth when you yawn or stifle it.

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Cover your mouth when you yawn or stifle it.
    why?

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    I got detention for yawning once

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nilocon165
    I got detention for yawning once
    I got detention for turning in a report on the sexual prowess of female toddlers once.

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Quote Originally Posted by highwhey
    I got detention for turning in a report on the sexual prowess of female toddlers once.
    One time during detention my teacher molested me and fondled my balls and superglued his pubes to my ear lobe and shoved an inflatable dildo up my ass and proceeded to post naked selfies of me on his instagram 10 years later.

    I actually met up with the guy recently and had sex with him on a balcony in Eastern Europe.

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nilocon165
    One time during detention my teacher molested me and fondled my balls and superglued his pubes to my ear lobe and shoved an inflatable dildo up my ass and proceeded to post naked selfies of me on his instagram 10 years later.

    I actually met up with the guy recently and had sex with him on a balcony in Eastern Europe.
    Are you free tonight?

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Quote Originally Posted by highwhey
    Are you free tonight?
    Are you heavily attracted to females under the age of 12?

    Bring that ass here daddy

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    I never yawn. The risk of going in to a coma is too great.

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Quote Originally Posted by Nilocon165
    I got detention for yawning once
    That is why you must always yawn twice.

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    Default Re: The bigger your brain, the longer you yawn

    Quote Originally Posted by Annyong!
    That is why you must always yawn twice.

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