How long would you wait to save a seal's life from hungry orcas?

[East River Livn']

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beZvsgqbMMQ

If the orcas don't leave, do you:

A) Shove it off immediately
B) Give it an hour then shove it off
C) Give it 2 hours then shove it off
D) Give it at least 24 hours, then shove it off
E) Take off with the seal and risk it falling off, getting sucked up into the propellers, causing major damage and potentially stranding you.
F) Try to bring it on deck and risk getting bit

I'm going with C

[Nick Young]

I'd help the orcas to eat the seals.

A pod of orcas in the arctic recently learned how to hunt narwhal. They find the nurseries and then drive them in to a shallow bay so there's no escape, then they feast.


And do you know what the orcas did? They helped the local Inuit tribes-WHO ALSO EAT NARWHAL-by showing them WHERE THE NARWHAL SLAUGHTER HOUSE THEY CREATED WAS.

Orcas and Inuits were working together to feast on narwhal together.

Orcas could have had all the narwhal for themselves but they decided to share the wealth.

Orcas are good bros. Always help an orca out if you have the chance. They would do the same for you.

[warriorfan]

G) Throw the OP into the water to prevent further shitposts

[UK2K]

I'm all for animals eating other animals...

Except when the animals are cute. Seals are cute. I'd probably drive off and until they left and then dump him.

Or take him home as a pet. He could live in my bathtub.

[Dictator]

I'm all for animals eating other animals...

Except when the animals are cute. Seals are cute. I'd probably drive off and until they left and then dump him.

Or take him home as a pet. He could live in my bathtub.

[UK2K]

Say no to that face...

I love animals. I have a pit and two cats... about to adopt another dog shortly.



"Can I go home with you?"

[I know you are]

Say no to that face...

I love animals. I have a pit and two cats... about to adopt another dog shortly.



"Can I go home with you?"

[UK2K]

All about how you raise them.



Meanest dogs on the planet, so I've heard... but all he wants is to play tug-of-war.

[East River Livn']

I'm all for animals eating other animals...

Except when the animals are cute. Seals are cute. I'd probably drive off and until they left and then dump him.

Or take him home as a pet. He could live in my bathtub.

[UK2K]

Put him in a seat belt... You gonna just let his fat ass try and hang on?

[NumberSix]

Seals are jerks.

[Nick Young]

Yes. Seal babies are cute but they are ultimately prey and exist to feed our cetacean brothers.

[NumberSix]

Seals are racist too.

[fiddy]

Gonna kick his ass back in the water and watch the show.

[Nick Young]

Seals are effectively the patriarchal FUCKING WHITE MALES of the ocean.