My 4 day old son is so ALPHA...

[stalkerforlife]

All he wants is boobies. 8 pounds, 14 ounces and 21.5 inches long. He stays on the boobies and I just chill on the internet. Alpha men are GREAT breast feeders. Magic Johnson's son and Bran probably went straight to formula.

I may be a weak beta bitch, but I will live vicariously through my ALPHA son.

[niko]

Don't live vicariously through your son, that's awful. Let him live and brag about him though, definitely.

Glad things are good new dad. Your pack grew a member, that's alpha.

[Lensanity]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.

[ekosky]

[niko]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.

Because chilling home all day in mommies basement smoking weed is alpha? Please.

[~primetime~]

congrats to you

[stalkerforlife]

Because chilling home all day in mommies basement smoking weed is alpha? Please.

[Bosnian Sajo]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.

Just pathetic

[West-Side]

If true, congrats bro on the new born.

[rufuspaul]

4 days old and still a virgin


Pathetic. Beta.

Congrats on the new kid OP.

[stalkerforlife]

If true, congrats bro on the new born.

[Lensanity]

Because chilling home all day in mommies basement smoking weed is alpha? Please.

[ArbitraryWater]

If any of this true you're fooked up

[stalkerforlife]

If any of this true you're fooked up

You must be a pathological liar if you automatically think any of this could be made up.

[Lebron23]

If any of this true you're fooked up

Justin is a troll, but his telling the truth. I thought he was joking when he said that he had t-rex arms, and a smaller shoe size, but he posted some pictures a couple of weeks ago.