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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
"You give me premature ventricular contractions."
Some girl texted me this a few minutes ago. What does it mean? I didn't reply back yet.
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NBA Legend
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
You make her heart stop.
You have her on grasp you player you ;)
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Chuck Hayes Stan
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
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Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
Originally Posted by Bandito
You make her heart stop.
You have her on grasp you player you ;)
Damn.
Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.
What should I even say?
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Chuck Hayes Stan
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
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Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
call 911 and send the ambulance to her house. she'll get the hint that you're a moron that needs that statement clarified.
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NBA Legend
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
Originally Posted by Fudge
Damn.
Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.
What should I even say?
Try to 'befriend' her. Don't know exactly what to say since I don't know her. What I would do if I was you is say she does the same to you, and then hit it and quit it.
But if you don't want to be an a-hole just play it stupid and continue to talk to her normally.
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The Chosen King
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
Originally Posted by Fudge
What should I even say?
"You give me low-flow priapism. The only treatment is for you to come over here and relax my corporeal smooth muscles via manual massage."
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3-time NBA All-Star
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
Originally Posted by Fudge
Damn.
Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.
What should I even say?
Tell her you have a defibrillator... but the funny thing about the defibrillator it's located on your c0ck.
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Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
"its funny because your premature ventricular contractions gives me premature orgasms."
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NBA sixth man of the year
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
I bet that's not the only premature function in your relationship
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LeBron James fan
Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."
Originally Posted by Fudge
Damn.
Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.
What should I even say?
You give me facial contractions, the bad kind. G'day m'am.
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