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    NBA Legend and Hall of Famer Fudge's Avatar
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    Question "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    Some girl texted me this a few minutes ago. What does it mean? I didn't reply back yet.

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    You make her heart stop.

    You have her on grasp you player you ;)

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    Google much

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    Quote Originally Posted by Bandito
    You make her heart stop.

    You have her on grasp you player you ;)
    Damn.

    Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

    What should I even say?

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    call 911 and send the ambulance to her house. she'll get the hint that you're a moron that needs that statement clarified.

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    Quote Originally Posted by Fudge
    Damn.

    Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

    What should I even say?
    Try to 'befriend' her. Don't know exactly what to say since I don't know her. What I would do if I was you is say she does the same to you, and then hit it and quit it.

    But if you don't want to be an a-hole just play it stupid and continue to talk to her normally.

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    Quote Originally Posted by Fudge
    What should I even say?
    "You give me low-flow priapism. The only treatment is for you to come over here and relax my corporeal smooth muscles via manual massage."

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    Quote Originally Posted by Fudge
    Damn.

    Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

    What should I even say?

    Tell her you have a defibrillator... but the funny thing about the defibrillator it's located on your c0ck.

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    "its funny because your premature ventricular contractions gives me premature orgasms."

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    I bet that's not the only premature function in your relationship

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    Default Re: "You give me premature ventricular contractions."

    Quote Originally Posted by Fudge
    Damn.

    Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

    What should I even say?
    You give me facial contractions, the bad kind. G'day m'am.

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