James Harden = Rick Ross = Kimbo Slice = Baron Davis
Shannon Brown = Chris Brown
Rodney Stucky = 50 Cent = Nate Robinson
Rashard Lewis = T.I.
Anderson Varajao = Sideshow Bob
Damon Jones = Big Boi
Javale Mcgee = J. Cole
Monta Ellis = The Green Teletubby
Rip Hamilton = The Phantom of the Opera
Luis Scola = Russell Brand