Are the Hawks 5 the highest evolved lifeforms in the history of time?

[CavaliersFTW]

[J Shuttlesworth]

They have 5 players who were named player of the month. No excuses

[ImKobe]

Couldn't beat a healthy Kobe doe

[Magic731]

Hawks 5 continue to break down the barriers of life that were once thought to be impenetrable. After accomplishing the amazing feat of player of the month, look for Hawks 5 to move onto bigger and better things, such as being the first man to go to another galaxy, transcending space and time or curing the common cold.

I am a believer in the Hawks 5.

[KingBeasley08]

My theory is that went Jesus went to Heaven, God told him that a time would come where he would return to Earth. But sending Jesus back could destroy the universe, so God split Jesus's soul into five different people to maintain balance.

I believe that the Hawks 5 is the return of our savior Christ. I disagree with OP. This isn't some evolution bullshit. This is the return of our Lord

[hawkfan]

Are you a troll?

[deja vu]

No question!

This is the dynasty to destroy all dynasties.

[AI09]

Hawks 5

That's how many games they are going to last come playoff time

[Killbot]

First 5 lifeforms to become both Hawks and human simultaneously.

[Eric Cartman]

My theory is that went Jesus went to Heaven, God told him that a time would come where he would return to Earth. But sending Jesus back could destroy the universe, so God split Jesus's soul into five different people to maintain balance.

I believe that the Hawks 5 is the return of our savior Christ. I disagree with OP. This isn't some evolution bullshit. This is the return of our Lord

Jesus is 1/5 dominican?

Yeah I can see that.

[AirFederer]

No wilting in playoffs, dear lord

[pauk]

HAWK > GOAT

[inclinerator]

[pauk]

[TheMarkMadsen]